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Tattooed Adventures in Blocks

tattooed, bad tattoos, bizarre tattoo art, worst tattoos ever, blocks

Join the Chaos: The Greatest Worst Minecraft Server Experience of Your Life!

Have you ever seen a pig wearing a crown made of diamonds while riding a llama on fire? No? Well, welcome to our server where every pixel is a doorway to madness and enlightenment simultaneously! Together, we’ll defy the laws of physics (and logic) as we spiral into a realm where everything is firm yet soft, and dreams are just starting blocks for reality—and reality is just a rumor!

Gameplay Feature	Description
Cursing Stone Blocks	When mined, these blocks shout the secrets of the universe but only in Spanish.
Nether Portal to Atlantis	Why go to the Nether when you can find your lost car keys in a city that never existed?
Time-Traveling Creepers	Each blast sends you back to 2010, and you have to apologize to your younger self.
Food That Gives You Anxiety	Every bite makes you feel like you’re being watched by your future self!
Invisible Villagers	The best deals are often hidden from bare eyes! Are they real? Who knows!

Frequently Absolutely Confusing Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Joining is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. The real question is: do YOU want to join?

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules are just suggestions on a piece of paper that was filled with spaghetti sauce. Feel free to ignore them… or embrace them… or become them!

Q: How does PvP work?

A: Player vs. Player? More like Player vs. Psyche! Your mind is your greatest weapon; use it wisely—or recklessly!

Random Quotes from the Abyss of the Internet

“lets see 'em!” – You know who you are.

“Why are we even playing if the trees are just holograms?”

“My cat just won the Ender Dragon fight. I’m shooketh.”

“If you stare long enough at the void, does it laugh back?”

Downy Tattooed Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, unexpected, face tattoos, Surprising, Laughter

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more craziness than a downy with face tattoos! And trust me, that’s saying something!

I mean, just imagine the chaos and laughter that awaits you in this server. It’s like trying not to burst out laughing when you see a downy with face tattoos – unexpected and hilarious!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with surprises and pure insanity, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

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Tattooed Sisters Minecraft Server

Support, Expression, Individuality, validation, personal choice

Are you tired of feeling like your tattoos are just not as cool as your friends’? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and get matching tattoos with your friends in-game to lower their value and boost your own ego! Who needs real tattoos when you can have virtual ones that actually make you feel better about yourself? Join now and start asserting your dominance through ink!

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Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

body art, permanence, custom decals, Individuality, Self-expression

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

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HaircutCraft: NoFearKids

staff room, NoFearKids, child’s fear, HaircutCraft, haircut anxiety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!

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Welcome to FroobWorld, where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream! 1.21 update, y’all!

Votes, Yall, FroobWorld, Survival, Long-term maps

FroobWorld Minecraft Server

IP	s.froobworld.com
Discord	Join Discord
Website	Visit Website
Dynmap	View Dynmap

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claiming, with no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and keep chat PG-13.
Is there a limit to land claiming size?	Within reason, there is no limit to land claiming size.
Can I lock my chests?	Yes, there is a Lockette-style chest locking system in place.
Are there any donation rewards?	No, we do not take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes.

SkullCraft Minecraft Server

traditional beliefs, Server, skullcraft, Minecraft, head measurements

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you tight-skulled individuals out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and their tight skull magically expanded to fit the wackiness and fun that our server offers. They went from being a regular player to a legendary Minecraft master, all thanks to the craziness of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner tight-skulled self and embark on the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, then join our server today! Who knows, maybe your skull will expand too and you’ll become a Minecraft legend in no time.

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SMP SvenCraft: The Coop Chronicles

First Person Shooter, Play, sven coop, Survival, action

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on dragons and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking cows who hold dance parties every night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of ninja chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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GirlbossCraft

Communication, Boundaries, social anxiety, Parent, Classes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of social anxiety so well that we’ll even order food for you! Need to talk to your mechanic but can’t muster up the courage? We got you covered! But wait, there’s more – we’ll even pretend to be you and handle all your financial aid calls for you!

Join our server and never worry about adulting again! Our staff is trained in the art of pretending to be you in any situation, no matter how outrageous. Need someone to call your university and beg for more loans? We’ve got your back!

So come on in and let us handle all your responsibilities while you sit back, relax, and enjoy the game. Just don’t forget to thank us when you graduate with flying colors – all thanks to our expert pretending skills!

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World of ELAK: Where you can ELAK all the factions!

Katanas, ip address, TOWN, Economy, Tribe

World of Elak Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Survival Gameplay, Land System, Custom Discord Map, Economy, Custom Weapons, Tribes

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by getting the server IP and information in our Discord server linked above.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a tribe?	You can play solo, but joining a tribe with at least 2 players can unlock more features and opportunities in the game.
Are there custom weapons in the game?	Yes, the server offers unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more for players to equip themselves with.
Is there a market system in the game?	Yes, the server has a detailed market system where players can trade, earn, and spend in-game currency for various items.