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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1285 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable adventures and questionable decisions, just like getting a tattoo from someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Who needs professionalism when you can have chaos and uncertainty?
Forget about following the rules and playing it safe, come to our server where anything goes – just like getting a tattoo that goes way too deep. And hey, if you end up scarred for life, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like getting a tattoo from a shady artist who may or may not have a clue what they’re doing. It’s a risk you won’t regret…maybe.