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TattooFailsCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.

We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9464	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4595

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7341	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	28

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	93
Star Shards Collected:	180	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	763133
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives