so, like, u know how tattoos r super cool and all, but did u know they could give u superpowers on this minecraft server? yea, like, the ink from the tattoos u get in the game can actually make u stronger and faster. plus, there’s this crazy rumor that if u collect enough tattoos, u can unlock a secret portal to a whole new dimension filled with diamond blocks and unlimited cake. like, how insane is that? so come join us on this server and become the ultimate tattooed warrior, ready to take on any challenge that comes ur way. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the truth behind the mysterious ink and its connection to the lymph nodes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!
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Ink Block Party – Minecraft Server
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InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.
And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!
So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?
SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS