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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9625 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9256 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
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