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I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	479	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	New Chunks Explored:	642886
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9683	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7735	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	167	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9885

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	169
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	8507	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	987	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

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V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3427	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Towns Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense