Tasteless – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

TeeRageMinecraft SMP
bad taste, cringeworthy, distasteful, EMBARRASSING, fashion disaster, fashion fail, inappropriate, inappropriate message, offensive, offensive attire, offensive graphic, offensive slogan, Outrageous, shocking design, Shocking.., smp, t-shirt, tacky, Tasteless, TeeRageMinecraft, Vulgar, worst thing
OMG, so like, have you ever seen a T shirt with a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses riding a unicorn while eating a slice of pizza? No? Well, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground society of players who all wear that exact T shirt while playing. It’s like a secret code or something, but don’t tell anyone I told you.
And get this, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. I heard one player joined and suddenly their house was made entirely of diamond blocks. It’s like a modern day Minecraft fairytale, but with more explosions and chicken jockeys.
Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. One time, two players had a duel on top of a giant floating watermelon and the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. True story, bro.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous T shirts, secret societies, and epic battles, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And maybe you’ll even get your own potato-riding-unicorn T shirt.

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FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP
Commit, cooking fail, culinary abomination, culinary catastrophe, culinary disaster, culinary horror, Disgusting, food atrocity, food crime, food fail, FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP, gastronomic abomination, inedible, kitchen disaster, nauseating, Outrageous, revolting, seen, Shocking.., Tasteless, WORST
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, I saw this dude try to eat a whole block of dirt thinking it was a cake! 😂 And then there was this other guy who tried to make a sandwich out of raw chicken and rotten flesh, like what even is that?! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much more crazy stuff happening on this server. So come join us and let’s make some more hilarious food crimes together! 🤪🍗🍰🤣

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Tasteless Survival Land
aging, Decline, diet, Dying, early death, follow-up period, health, Land, Lifestyle, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, older adults, research, Risk, salty foods, sense of taste, sensory perception, sour foods, Survival, taste buds, Tasteless, younger years
Yo, if you wanna avoid early death and keep enjoying dem salty and sour foods, you gotta join dis Minecraft server! We got all da flavors you need to keep ya taste buds poppin’! Our players have a 47% higher chance of survivin’ in dis crazy virtual world, so come join us and taste da sweet (or salty) taste of victory! Don’t let your taste buds die before their time, come join us and live on forever in Minecraft land!

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WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP
awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

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TrashCraft
Brash, Cheap, classless, crass, Flashy, garish, gaudy, inappropriate, loud, low-class, ostentatious, over the top, showy, SLEAZY, tacky, Tasteless, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Unrefined, unsophisticated, Vulgar
Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

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PixelMarriageHoax
Assumptions, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Deception, Etiquette, friend group, grandmother’s ring, Honesty, Inheritance, MARRIED, misrepresentation, personal choice, PixelMarriageHoax, pretending, rejection, Relationship Status, sacred bond, social cues, social interactions, Tasteless
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing a ring can lead to hilarious misunderstandings and awkward encounters! Join us for the chance to confuse random players into thinking you’re married, just like wearing a ring on your finger in real life!
Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy the thrill of mistaken identities and the comedy that comes with it. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where someone accuses you of “pretending to be married” just because of a ring on your finger!
But don’t worry, we welcome all players, whether you’re using a ring to keep creeps away or just for the fun of it. Our community is all about embracing the chaos and enjoying the absurdity of it all.
So come join us on our server, where wearing a ring can lead to unexpected adventures and hilarious encounters! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no sacred bonds are being harmed in the process. Let’s laugh together and create unforgettable memories in the world of Minecraft!

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Mechafag Manor: Where Taste Goes to Die
animated, Anime, BIASED, critical analysis, Die, episodic, exaggerated, Fandom, formulaic, Garbage, long trail: do mechafags have the worst taste in anime?, Manor, Mazinger Z, mecha shows, Mechafag, mechafags, Nostalgia, opinion, Overrated, poorly written, Taste, Tasteless, worst taste
Are you tired of mechafags with questionable taste in anime? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their delusions! Join us and leave behind the endless debates about Mazinger Z and its supposed greatness. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where creativity and fun reign supreme.
Our server is filled with insane builds and hilarious adventures that will make you forget all about mecha shows with lackluster animation and repetitive plots. Who needs giant robots when you can build your own epic creations and explore endless possibilities?
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the mechafags and their questionable taste. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NigeriaSextortMC Server
account takedown, Cyber Security, cybercrime, data privacy, digital crime, facebook, internet security, Meta, Nigeria, Nigerian scammers, NigeriaSextortMC, online extortion, online fraud, online safety, online scams, phishing, Scams, Server, sextortion, sextortion scams, social media, social-networking
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE META TAKIN DOWN THOUSANDS OF FACEBOOK SCAMMERS FROM NIGERIA, EXCEPT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE DOWN THE VIRTUAL SCAMMERS BY BUILDING EPIC BASES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL WORLD FROM SCAMMERS, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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CraftyCommiesNoMore
arms control, China, China-Russia relations, Conflict, CraftyCommiesNoMore, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, military support, peace negotiations, russia, sanctions, supply chain, Ukraine, War, weapons, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!

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PlanetRespawnCraft
Afterlife, animal, BELIEF, contemplation, Cosmic, Curiosity, Earth, Existence, life form, Metaphysical, OTHERWORLDLY, philosophy, planet, PlanetRespawnCraft, Possibility, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, species, speculation, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence
so, like, imagine if u could be reborn as a frickin alien on a minecraft server, dude. like, u could be a green, slimy blob with tentacles or a sparkly, rainbow unicorn with laser eyes.
our server is, like, the only place where u can experience this wild adventure of being an alien in minecraft. we have crazy cool mods that let u fly through space, battle other aliens, and even abduct unsuspecting players.
join us and explore the galaxy, make new alien friends, and maybe even start a intergalactic war. who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans u’ll get into on our server. come on, what are u waiting for? be an alien in minecraft and let the chaos begin!

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AbyssalOxygenBoost
abyssal seafloor, AbyssalOxygenBoost, dark oxygen production, Deep Sea, deep sea exploration, Environmental Science, Evidence, Marine Biology, marine environment, marine geology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic research, oceanography, oxygen concentration, oxygen increase, oxygen levels, polymetallic nodules, scientific research, seafloor exploration, underwater ecosystems
LOL COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DARK OXYGEN PRODUCTION AT DA ABYSSAL SEAFLOOR! OXYGEN BE INCREASING LIKE CRAZY, MORE DEN THREE TIMES DA NORMAL CONCENTRATION! WE BLAME IT ON DEM POLYMETALLIC NODULES, DEY BE UP TO NO GOOD!
IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD SHIZZ, DIS SERVER BE DA PLACE TO BE! WE GOT OXYGEN LEVELS GOIN’ THROUGH DA ROOF, AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT! JOIN US FOR DA ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME, WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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FIRST CIS SERVER WITH EARNINGS Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Battles, Bedwars, Castlewars, Clans, Competition, creativity, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Freedom of Action, Grief, Grief mode, Hardcore, island upgrades, Large Online, lawlessness, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, Weddings
We have:
1)? Anarchy with an auction: Unleash your creative imagination, because with us you can build everything you dreamed of or destroy other people’s dreams. Use the auction to buy the necessary items or sell unnecessary ones to become the richest!
? Quests and PvP system: You will find many tasks that will allow you to feel the spirit of adventure. Hunt monsters, fish and much more! And if you are strong on an ace, then our PvP system guarantees an unforgettable immersion in battles, just like at ChTZ.
? Clans: Team up with your friends and create the most powerful clan on the server. Use your teamwork skills to become local authorities!
2) ? Skyblock with a quest system and island upgrades: Rise to the skies and create your own island in the clouds! Dive into amazing quests, discover new opportunities and build the most trumps heavenly kingdom.
3)? Grief Mode: We offer you to plunge into unbridled lawlessness and absolute freedom of action. Here you can grief other tramps, and enjoy it!
4) ? Mini-games: Our server also offers exciting mini-games such as Bedwars, Skywars and Castlewars. Take up the challenge and compete with other players!
Experience unforgettable emotions, explore unique opportunities and become a local boss on our powerful Minecraft server! Join us today and plunge into incredible adventures!
mine.cybermine.pro

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Hinocraft (formally J-C-H) – Small Friendly Community Survival
1.17, 1.18.1, 1.19, 1.20.1, 2.21, Adultstaff, bedrock, Bedrockandjava, Community, Crossplatform, Friendly, Friendlyserver, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Friends, Grief Prevention, Griefprevention, Hinocraft, J-C-H, java, Map, Minecraft, Plugins, Protection, Reset, Server, Simple, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, Survivalserver, vintage
Eh!This is a small server run by the same group of friends since 2014. The map has been reset a few times in its history (always with the consent of its members).
The current map is from February 2020. New 1.17 map! Updated to 1.18.1.Map updated to 1.19!Map update to 1.20.1!Map updated to 2.21
If you are looking for a vintage survival server running on basic plugins and grief prevention, this is the place for you!
j-c-h.apexmc.co

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Welcome to Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

Basovia, chisels and bits, Choices, city, Community, computers, continent, Crafty, Development, Discord, Dynmap, Infrastructure, Ip:, ISLAND, Large, memory leak, Modded, Mods, placeholder, Rural, sign pack, Small, urbanization, weather

Server Name	Basovia
Overview	Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent
Discord Server	Join Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
IP	68.71.47.77:25793
Mods	Download Mods*
Sign Pack	Download Sign Pack*

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.

FAQ:

What is the server project centered around?

The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.

Can I choose where to live on the server?

Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.

How can I join the server Discord?

You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.

Is there a Dynmap for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.

What should I do if the mod downloads are not working?

If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.

What is the IP address and port for the server?

The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server
BELIEF, black blade, Destruction, FANTASY, Godwynn, Godwynns, growth, kill, legend, Lore, lore community, lore fags, Minecraft, Mythology, Mythos, Prophecy, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tarnished, theory, tlb
Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

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ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP
#youtube, Backlash, Content Creator, controversy, criticism, Drama, Elira, Entertainment, ex-fans, ExFanShitShow, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, ONLINE, public opinion, reaction, shitting, smp, social media, Videos, viral video, vlogger, worth it
Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

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Trampolime Minecraft Server
backyard, compromise, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, family, Firepits, Good Tenants, Kid, Kiddie Pools, lease agreement, Liability, Liability Concerns, Minecraft, neurodivergent, pools, rental property, Server, three, Trampolime, trampoline, WIBTA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

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