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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8425 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!