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MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5108	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4077	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3071
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	57
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Emeralds Found:	3340	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3602
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!