We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a Justin Bieber fan club.
Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler and we’ve got more mods than a teenage girl’s Instagram account.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination!
We’ve got epic battles inspired by Goa Tse Do, where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world.
Plus, pay tribute to the legendary philosopher by indulging in our special Goa Tse tart recipe in-game.
Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your mind and kick some pixelated butt on our server!
![Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank5.jpg)
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Land Claiming | Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system. |
| Player-Run Economy | Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources. |
| Ranks | Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks. |
| Custom Enchantments | Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization. |
| Skills System | Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities. |
| Massive World | Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks. |
| Minecraft 1.21 | Experience the latest version with new features and blocks. |
Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.
Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.
Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.
Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.
Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.
Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)
Our server is home to a group of hilarious characters, like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane the Sleepy Ninja, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer. These guys will keep you entertained for hours with their antics and shenanigans.
But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to say hello. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
On our server, you’ll encounter players with more drama than a reality TV show. From step-granddaughters babysitting to ex-wives fleeing from verbal abuse, there’s never a dull moment here. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life soap opera material happening right before your eyes?
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics more complicated than a redstone contraption. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you become embroiled in the never-ending saga of our players’ lives?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness firsthand. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “plot twist!”
The United States candle smells like apple pie and freedom, with a hint of gunpowder for that extra kick. Russia’s candle is a mix of vodka and borscht, guaranteed to warm you up on those cold Siberian nights.
But wait, there’s more! France’s candle smells like freshly baked croissants and expensive perfume, while Australia’s candle is a unique blend of eucalyptus and kangaroo sweat (trust us, it’s better than it sounds).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the world in a whole new way. Who knew geopolitics could smell so good?
we have ancient logs that have been buried for thousands of years and still retain 95% of the carbon they drew from the air! ðąðĨ
come join us and help save the planet, one buried log at a time! plus, who knows what kind of crazy ancient treasures you might find buried in our world?! ðĪŠâïļ
so come on, grab your shovel and get digging on our server! let’s show mother nature some love while having a blast in minecraft! ðēððŪ
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Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
We will always strive to…
| Rules |
|---|
| No excessively offensive language |
| No politics or other controversial topics |
| No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits |
| Do not disturb other players’ property |
| Do not build too close to other players |
| Be respectful to others and be kind! |
| No advertising |
**FAQs:**
1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
- Generally, we recommend playing without mods to maintain a fair and equal experience for all players. However, some mods may be allowed, but please check with an admin first.
2. **How do I report a player for breaking the rules?**
- You can report a player by sending a private message to a moderator or admin on the server or contacting them through Discord.
3. **Are there any restrictions on building structures?**
- While we allow creative freedom in building, we ask that players respect others' property and not build too close to someone else's structures without permission.
4. **Can I invite my friends to join the server?**
- Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. Just make sure they follow the server rules too.
5. **Is PvP allowed on the server?**
- Yes, PvP is allowed, but we request that players engage in fair and friendly combat. Harassment or excessive PvP may result in disciplinary action.
6. **How often is the server backed up?**
- The server is regularly backed up to prevent data loss. However, we recommend you also back up your own builds and valuable items just to be safe.