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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	932170
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	91

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8261
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4265
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!