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PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Towns Built:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!

Revolting SMP – Where Vanilla is Only Half Baked!

Adventure, baked, bedrock edition, Builder, Community, Computer, console, Economy, Explorer, java edition, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, Server, Shop, smp, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Animals Bred:	111	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchantments Applied:	248

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.

🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.

🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.

🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.

Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.

Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.

Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.

24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC) Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console) Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the Grief Prevention feature on our server to protect your creations.

Q: Are there unique enchantments on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, we have custom enchants that enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we have an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on Revolution SMP?

A: Yes, you can set up your own player shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.

Q: Are there quests and adventures on the server?

A: Yes, you can embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next! One minute you could be peacefully building a castle and the next minute, you’re getting flipped and arrested by our mischievous admins! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server by outsmarting the admins in a crazy game of cat and mouse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, Charlie, Demons, episodes, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, SpindleHorse, Startup, Threads

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	162
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Hell itself! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, run your own assassin business, and even open a hotel in Hell! Who knew the underworld could be so fun and quirky? Plus, our server is so OP, you’ll feel like a princess of Hell yourself. So come on down and check out into Heaven with us! Just don’t let the hellhound receptionist bite… or do, it’s all part of the fun! Join now for a Helluva good time!

MomsBasement Minecraft Server

baby, Babysitting, basement, bills, Chores, Controlling, Decisions, elope, grandmother, husband, insisting, lost job, Minecraft, MomsBasement, Mother, move in, overprotective, privacy, pushover, reconciliation, second job, Server, strained relationship

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Potions Brewed:	89
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the mother-in-law madness and build your dream world without any overprotective figures breathing down your neck!

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise without any interference from controlling family members. Plus, our server is so lit that even your husband’s pushover tendencies will be a thing of the past – he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to even think about arguing with you!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs to worry about paying rent or selling furniture when you can just build a cozy virtual home in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama – because in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next!

InsecureCraft: AITA Edition

accusations, aita, Apology, Argument, Beach Trip, best friends, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Edition, friendship, InsecureCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-time friends, loyalty, loyalty to friends, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationships, social gathering, Trust, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3444
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama like Emma on a daily basis? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build with next! No snappy comments allowed, just pure fun and creativity.

Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t accuse you of stealing their virtual husband. Plus, our virtual beach is always fully stocked with drinks, so you’ll never have to deal with running out and getting snarky comments from anyone.

Join now and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs Emma’s apologies when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds with us? Don’t wait, join today and let the fun begin!

Blocky Banter: Last Words Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally talk smack to your killer before you bite the dust! That’s right, we have a special feature where you can communicate with your murderer in your final moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make them feel guilty enough to spare you! Join now for a killer good time (pun intended)!

NATOcraft Server: Unstoppable Ukraine

Allies, DECLARATION, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical significance, global security, international relations, irreversible, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, Unstoppable

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Animals Bred:	92	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

So like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. Plus, we have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and do epic quests together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the gateway to another dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a secret training ground for future NATO members? Yeah, that’s right. Join us and you’ll be on the fast track to becoming a certified NATO badass. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epicness begin!

ZionBlastCraft

anti-semitism, community guidelines, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, inclusion, Israelis, Jews, Meta, Moderation, online behavior, online safety, Posts, REMOVE, Reporting, Respect, social media, Targeting, tolerance, ZionBlastCraft, Zionists

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	4490

join our epic minecraft server where we BANISH all the haters targetting zionists but accidentally hitting jews and israelis! we got rid of all that negativity and now it’s just pure FUN and CHAOS in our server! come build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

Accuracy, batteries, Battery, Behavior, charging, Consumer, Deception, devices, electronics, false advertising, Honesty, lie, Manipulation, Marketing, percentages, Performance, PlugPullProbs, power, reactivated, Reliability, Sales, Technology, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.