Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!
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TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again
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CraftyCanuckz
LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis
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CraftyTradeWars
Yo, wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Canada and Mexico goin’ at it with tariffs and the White House be like “whaaaaat”? It’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, just like our server! Come join us for some wild adventures and unpredictable market whipsaws. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun, amirite? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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TariffCraftEU – Coming Soon!
so like, u know how trump is always talkin’ bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own crazy tariffs goin’ on! join now to see what kind of wacky trade deals we got cookin’ up! maybe we’ll make u pay diamonds for dirt or somethin’ lol. u never know what’s gonna happen on this server, it’s like a rollercoaster of economic chaos! come join the fun and see what kind of crazy announcements we got comin’ ‘very soon’! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!
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EU Screwed US Craft
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.
plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.
oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.
so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.
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CraftyTariffWars
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyTariffWars
join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!
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CraftyCanuckzLiesAndPops
so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the battle of trump vs canada but in block form. u gotta build ur base strong to defend against trump’s lurking assault. he’s out there with his tiny hands trying to destroy everything u love. but don’t worry, we got irrational populism on our side. join us and together we will make minecraft great again! or at least until the next update ruins everything. lolz.
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CraftyCanuckTariffs
so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?