Tariffs Minecraft Servers

Tariffs

  • SwissCraft Minecraft Server

    SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got blacklisted by the US for “unfair trade”? well, that’s us! we’re so lit that even the government can’t handle our awesomeness. join us for a wild ride of trading diamonds for dirt and building the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. come join the chaos and see why we’re the most wanted server in the world. also, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on griefers. yeah, it’s that kind of party.

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  • CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

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    come join this epic minecraft server where trump is the king and he’s making all the americans suffer in his trade war but it’s all good cuz we got diamond armor to protect us from his crazy ideas 😂😂 build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america great again one block at a time 🇺🇸 join now and show trump who’s really in charge in this wacky world of blocks and memes 😜 #minecraftforpresident #buildthewallwithdiamonds 🚧💎

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?

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  • CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

    CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

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    Welcome to the Dairy Apocalypse: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality

    Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.


    A Brief Introduction to the Madness

    In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trump’s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slippery—much like a block of butter left out in the sun.


    Gameplay Features That Defy Expectation

    Feature Description
    Tariff Towers Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant).
    Dairy Wars Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting “Moo Watch.”
    Secret Milk Cults Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded.
    Unholy Ferments Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselves—now they can flip out.
    Lactose Lordship Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator.

    A Cautionary Tale (or Not)

    This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.

    Testimonials from the Lost and Confused

      • “I once found a cow wearing sunglasses here, and it told me the secrets of the universe! 10/10 would recommend.” – U/LactoseIntolerance420
      • “This place turned my friends into dairy mutants, and now I’m the last normal one. HELP ME!” – U/SendHelpAndBarbecueSauce

    FAQ of Eternal Confusion

    Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical level—also, to keep Canada on its toes.

    Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.

    Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isn’t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?


    Enter the Chaos and Embrace Your Destiny

    This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.

    WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.

    Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join us—before the cows take over! 🐄💥

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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    so, like, if u wanna escape all the drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking potatoes!

    u can build ur own castle and rule over a kingdom of llamas. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret underground society of ninja chickens plotting to overthrow u!

    if u join now, u can participate in our epic battle royale where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet zombie pigman.

    so what u waiting for? come join the craziest minecraft server in the universe and leave all ur worries behind!

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  • PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

    PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

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    Welcome to Chaotic Resolution: The Ceasefire of Cubes!

    In a realm where pixelated political tensions breach the skies, you’re summoned to the unholy union of diplomacy and diabolical block-breaking mayhem! Assemble your pickaxes and summon your strangest allies, because the server where Trump’s dubious sanctions meet the zombie hordes of Ukraine is about to unfold!


    What Awaits You in This Non-Euclidean Battlefield?

      • Tomfoolery Tariffs: Build towering structures only to have them taxed by the invisible hand of capitalism! Who’s in charge? Nobody knows! Will you make alliances with the Creepers, or just set traps for a laugh? The chaos is in your hands!

      • Sanction Showdown Events: Multiple times daily, partake in events where the world’s "leaders" (we use that term loosely) decide your fate by spinning a wheel of influence while you battle for control over absurd resources like Bouncy Blocks—rumored to be the very essence of misleading diplomacy. Who knows what funky outcomes will emerge?

        Resource Effect Absurd Consequences
        Bouncy Blocks Creates chaos underfoot Entire player base suddenly prefers wool!
        Treaty Trophies Trade exclusives with villagers Create infinite chicken farms for no reason!
        Taxing Tariffs Randomly convert blocks to gravel Players slowly become obsessed with gravel!

    Unheard Legends of the Server’s Origins

    Once upon a time, in a dimension teetering on the brink of its own logic, a prophecy foretold the rise of a realm led by…no one! Wandering weebs and nihilistic hermits banded together to form a server where every block crumbles under the weight of absurdity. Trust no one! Except maybe that guy over there with the diamond sword—he looks sketchy but is probably part of the resistance!


    Frequently Asked Confusions (FAQ)

    Q: Why does everything feel like a fever dream on this server? A: That’s the magic of the mind! Alternate realities twist and tango here. What’s real? Choose a block; take a bite!

    Q: Can players engage in combat while negotiating peace treaties? A: Only if they remember to wear mismatched armor! The universe demands sartorial chaos.

    Q: What are the server’s rules? A: If you can follow them, they might not be more than mere suggestions! Or maybe they are! That’s for you to discover…if you dare!


    Testimonies from the Unwitting

    “I thought I’d come to build, now I can’t stop crafting surreal nightmares! — Anon9273”

    “Whose idea was it to sanction my beloved chicken? I’m outraged! Excellent gameplay though! — CluckMaster3000”


    Whispers of Conspiracies and Cautionary Anecdotes

    Some say the server is built atop ancient land where pixelated spirits of former leaders roam, striking fear into those who dare cross the sacred realms. They’ve been spotted breeding strangely-tinted pigs who repeat the same nonsensical dialogue over and over. Beware!

      • Beware the Phantom Admins! They watch, they wait. You may be chosen. Or not. Either way, fun awaits!

    Join Us…If You Dare!

    Come decide the fate of a malleable world—your choice between memes, mayhem, or building cathedrals to chaos is just a click away. Step beyond the known, where sanity is a building block doomed to crumble before the whims of the absurd! Enter if you dare, for the fate of block-kind hangs precariously in balance.

    Will you bend the rules of reality, or will you succumb to the nonsensical embrace of the uncrafted chaos? The choice is yours!

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  • CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuckMexi Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our community is so friendly that even creepers want to join in on the fun. plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the president to a dance-off in the white house! don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

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  • Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Tariff-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself has waived all tariffs on canada and mexico until april 2!!! that’s right, you can mine and build in peace without worrying about pesky tariffs ruining your fun. plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the server, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and let the madness begin!

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  • MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

    MineTariff Town: Blocked Trades!

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    Prepare for the Tariff Apocalypse: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the bizarre shores of TariffCraft, where the blocks are as unstable as the economy and the tariffs flow like lava in the Nether! Strap yourself in as we plunge headfirst into a pixelated dimension of carnage and commerce, where Trump’s tariffs bend the laws of reality and logic itself!


    "Tariffs have entered the chat."

    Each block you mine could cost you! Do you know how much an emerald is worth when it’s subject to international levies? Spoilers: It fluctuates infinitely, and no one is safe! Will you pay 100% in diamonds to build a fortress of solitude, or do you haggle and barter for your freedom? The marketplace is a battleground where bargaining is taken seriously.


    Features of TariffCraft:

    Feature Description
    Dynamic Tariff Rates Prices for everything change based on the latest global currency shifts!
    Political Minefields Step carefully! Triggering a tariff may lead to explosive consequences!
    Trade Wars Arena Enter the PvP pit where alliances are temporary, and turmoil is permanent.
    The Great Wall of Resources Enemies cannot cross unless they agree to a tariff-paying treaty… or a duel!
    The Currency Converter Lost in translation? Good luck trading—nothing’s in your favor here!

    Legends of the Server

    Whispers in the Caves say that deep within the lava flows lies the “Tariff Temple”, guarded by the Creepers of Controversy. Legends tell of a forbidden block that can resolve any dispute—for a price, of course. Some say it was built to honor the Grand Negotiator himself, whose former powers inspired chaos in every block!


    Contradictions & Testimonials

    I joined this server to escape reality, but somehow I feel more trapped than ever.” — A suspicious player in full Netherite.

    Thank goodness I paid my tariffs in blood diamonds while fortifying my base. Now I’m untouchable!” — A player who mysteriously vanished after their third trade.


    FAQs: Zero Clarity Provided

      • Q: Can I ignore the tariffs? A: Only if you’re comfortable spending eternity in the End!

      • Q: Why is there a giant, animated depiction of Trump in the spawn? A: Art is subjective… or is it?

      • Q: Are we in a simulation? A: Who’s asking?

    Warnings! The Unseen Consequences Await!

      • This server has been banned in 12 countries… but we’re not legally responsible for why.
      • Rumor has it that every time you craft a “Tariff Block,” a dog in real life gets its taxes audited. Proceed at your own risk.
      • Our community has been cautioned against discussing politics—the last player who tried ended up at the bottom of the Ocean of Controversy.

    Join the Chaos—If You Dare!

    Step into TariffCraft where every mined block is a gamble, and the stakes are higher than your worst nightmare. Existential dread meets pixelated absurdity as you navigate this marketplace of madness! Reciprocate or pay the price—no refunds!

    Our doors are open, but be warned: You may never leave!

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  • MexiCraft Server: No Tariffs!

    MexiCraft Server: No Tariffs!

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    so like, u know when u just tryna build ur minecraft empire and then trump comes in and is like “no tariffs for u, Mexico!” well, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got u covered with a month-long suspension of all tariffs! come join us and build ur dream world without any pesky tariffs getting in ur way. plus, rumor has it that if u join now, u might even get a special bonus where trump himself will come and build a wall around ur base for extra protection. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • SkySucht

    SkySucht

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    SkySucht is a CityBuild/survival server where you can play and build your stuff. You can also embellish your plots with /wand and if you need items then you can have mercy on them, as you can see I’m out of ideas but that’s why I’m writing this text because it has to be 100 characters but I don’t know how I could describe the server better Anyway, I’m starting to think that there are 100 characters and I hope you have fun 😀

    skysucht.com

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  • Desmodus network

    Desmodus network

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    We are a survival network that is growing little by little. We invite you to enter and learn about everything we have to offer such as: Voting, Koths, pets, bosses, own economy, social networks, web, crates, clans, etc.I invite you to desmodus network and live the adventure 🙂

    mc.desm0dus.net

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  • Nova Stables

    Nova Stables

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    English: This server is a creative server where you can build on ur ground and have a lot of fun with horses on the manege. The server also has a Discord server where you can find information about it. The server has a whitelist so if you wanna join you need to go to the Discord.

    Dutch: This server is a creative server where you can build on your land and have a lot of fun with the horses at the riding school. The server also has a Discord server where you can find more information. The server has a whitelist so if you want to join you have to go to the discord.

    Nova_Stables.aternos.me

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  • ⭐LOLILAND⭐❤️BEST DARK MAGIC 1.12.2❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐LOLILAND⭐❤️BEST DARK MAGIC 1.12.2❤️ Minecraft server

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    Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ LOLILAND.RU ⚡⭐⚡⭐ Come and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

    ❤ LOLIENERGISTICS – unique modAdds lots of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor and more!

    ❤ ANIME CASES (press F4)Open cases and try your luck!

    ❤ ANIME CONTENT (press F4)Decorate your home with unique anime art!

    ❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

    ❤ BONUSES AND REWARDSGet coins for activity!

    ▂▂▂ HiTech ▂ 1.7.10 Technical server. Stock up on energy and boldly go towards the future!

    ▂▂▂ MagicRPG ▂ 1.7.10A magical server filled with magic and fantastic creatures.

    ▂▂▂ DarkMagic ▂ 1.12.2Magic server on a new version. Take a step towards the magic!

    ▂▂▂ TechnoMagic RPG ▂ 1.7.10Technomagic server. The perfect fusion of magic and technology.

    ▂▂▂ NanoMagic ▂ 1.12.2Technomagic server. Take the best from the world of magic and the world of technology!

    ▂▂▂ Galaxy ▂ 1.12.2 Galactic server. Create a technological empire and conquer space!

    ▂▂▂ TM SkyBlock ▂ 1.7.10A techno-magical server where you have to survive on a tiny flying island.

    ▂▂▂ PixelMon ▂ 1.12.2Pokemon server. Play with Pokemon and become the best trainer!

    ▂▂▂ FusionTech ▂ 1.12.2A modern technical server at the forefront of technology.

    ▂▂▂ ElectroTech ▂ 1.4.7Industrial server on an old version. Well suited for players with weak PCs and more.

    ▂▂▂ PowerMagic RPG ▂ 1.4.7A techno-magical server on an old version, combining magic, technology and old-school versions of mods.

    ▂▂▂ UltraTech ▂ 1.7.10A complex server based on technical mods, but without the GregTech mod. Explore space, chemistry, technology and more!

    ▂▂▂ TerraFirmaCraft ▂ 1.7.10Server with TerraFirmaCraft mod. Go through all eras of development to reach your limit!

    ❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!We are already waiting for you.

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  • VanillaFun

    VanillaFun

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    vanillafun116.aternos.me

    100% Vanilla fun survival server, just like the good old days! We are looking for active members! Active members can be promoted to staff. The server will not have 100% uptime, but the owner (d6ta) will be logged in almost all the time. If it is not up, simply DM him (d6ta#4240)!

    Come join the Vanilla fun!

    vanillafun116.aternos.me

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  • The pie tray

    The pie tray

    New Minecraft Servers

    NEW SERVER! All we have is Survival 1.20.4, but we plan on adding so much more in the future! We are CROSS-PLATFORM! Server IP is thepietray.cc and we hope to see you there! We make sure to update any fixes as soon as possible and release something new every day! THERE IS A DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/WXBVJSzqt9

    thepietray.cc

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  • GenCraft

    GenCraft

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    A survival server dedicated on building a fun community. Buy, sell and conquer the tops, or… you know just having fun? GenCraft prides itself on having a vibrant inviting community and is all about that economy feel! We are constantly updating our standards, adding new plugins and trying to listen to our players. Be a part of our community now.

    Website: https://discord.gg/JAEHugQ Survival

    play.gencraft.xyz

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  • ⭐LOLILAND⭐❤️BEST MAGIC RPG 1.7.10❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐LOLILAND⭐❤️BEST MAGIC RPG 1.7.10❤️ Minecraft server

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    Welcome to the project⚡⭐⚡ LOLILAND.RU ⚡⭐⚡⭐ Come and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!❤️ We have high-quality assemblies and the best unique developments:

    ❤ LOLIENERGISTICS – unique modAdds lots of solar panels, 3D weapons and armor and more!

    ❤ ANIME CASES (press F4)Open cases and try your luck!

    ❤ ANIME CONTENT (press F4)Decorate your home with unique anime art!

    ❤ BLOCK STORE (press F4)Conveniently buy the necessary goods directly in the game!

    ❤ BONUSES AND REWARDSGet coins for activity!

    ▂▂▂ HiTech ▂ 1.7.10 Technical server. Stock up on energy and boldly go towards the future!

    ▂▂▂ MagicRPG ▂ 1.7.10A magical server filled with magic and fantastic creatures.

    ▂▂▂ DarkMagic ▂ 1.12.2Magic server on a new version. Take a step towards the magic!

    ▂▂▂ TechnoMagic RPG ▂ 1.7.10Technomagic server. The perfect fusion of magic and technology.

    ▂▂▂ NanoMagic ▂ 1.12.2Technomagic server. Take the best from the world of magic and the world of technology!

    ▂▂▂ Galaxy ▂ 1.12.2 Galactic server. Create a technological empire and conquer space!

    ▂▂▂ TM SkyBlock ▂ 1.7.10A techno-magical server where you have to survive on a tiny flying island.

    ▂▂▂ PixelMon ▂ 1.12.2Pokemon server. Play with Pokemon and become the best trainer!

    ▂▂▂ FusionTech ▂ 1.12.2A modern technical server at the forefront of technology.

    ▂▂▂ ElectroTech ▂ 1.4.7Industrial server on an old version. Well suited for players with weak PCs and more.

    ▂▂▂ PowerMagic RPG ▂ 1.4.7A techno-magical server on an old version, combining magic, technology and old-school versions of mods.

    ▂▂▂ UltraTech ▂ 1.7.10A complex server based on technical mods, but without the GregTech mod. Explore space, chemistry, technology and more!

    ▂▂▂ TerraFirmaCraft ▂ 1.7.10Server with TerraFirmaCraft mod. Go through all eras of development to reach your limit!

    ❤️ Come visit us and explore the world of LoliLand with your friends!We are already waiting for you.

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  • DreezyServer

    DreezyServer

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    Brand New Server. Trying to populate and make a community. Please join and help populate this brand new minecraft server. Cheers! ALL ARE WELCOME

    155.94.252.162:25571

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  • Sentomc

    Sentomc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dear visitors, We are proud to announce that SentoMC will open its doors again after 2 years of silence! We will do this in collaboration with one of the owners of EGC (Sander).

    In the past we were known for one of the RemakeKingdoms servers from back then. We want to bring back this feeling, this experience and these times. But we cannot do this alone. That’s why I would like to ask people to take a look at our discord!

    In addition to this, we have created a strong team in the Minecraft field that provides you with a powerful and secure network! We are currently working on the 4th season of sentomc! (play.sentomc.net)

    To the communities in our midst: We are currently also looking for communities that want to experience the 4th season with us! Please feel free to create a ticket via our support discord.

    Other informationKingdom Discord: https://discord.gg/sentomcKingdom Website: Coming soonKingdom Adress: play.sentomc.net | 1.8.x

    play.sentomc.net

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