LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls to keep out the tariff threats from Trump! Trudeau himself is playing on our server and he’s like “yo US consumers, come chill with us and avoid the harm of those crazy tariffs!” We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the tariffs and trade with other countries for epic loot. Plus, we have a pet moose named Justin who will guide you through the wilderness and protect you from any tariff monsters. So come on over and let’s build a wall of friendship together!
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TrudeauCraft: Tariff Trouble!
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CraftyCanuckz
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.
come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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CraftyCanuckz
lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.
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OJ & Steel Showdown MC
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!
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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn
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SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!
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NipponSteelCraftsUSA
come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!
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ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest
so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!
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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge
so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.