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  • CraftyTradeWars

    CraftyTradeWars
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. we got unicorns running around, and you can ride them into battle against evil zombies and stuff.

    oh, and get this, if you join our server, you get a magical sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens. how cool is that?

    also, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure in our server, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with diamonds and gold.

    plus, our server has the best parties ever. we once had a dance-off with a group of creepers and it was lit, i’m telling you.

    so, like, forget about those boring servers, come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

    CraftyTradezUSAvsChina
    Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

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  • CraftyCanuckz

    CraftyCanuckz
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

    and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

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  • CraftyTariffDelayLOL

    CraftyTariffDelayLOL
    so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

    also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

    so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

    TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge
    so like, u know how trump is all like “tariffs tariffs tariffs” well guess what, he’s warning canada and mexico that tariffs are coming on saturday. like, can u believe it? it’s gonna be a total tariff party up in here. but don’t worry, u can escape all that craziness by joining our minecraft server. we got no tariffs, just fun and games and building stuff. plus, u can hang out with us and pretend like trump’s tariffs don’t even exist. so come join us and let’s build a world where tariffs are just a distant memory.

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  • ChipCraft Minecraft Server

    ChipCraft Minecraft Server
    lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

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  • Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

    Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

    also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

    plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

    so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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  • BeanBoycottWars

    BeanBoycottWars
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz it’s like trump-level serious about being the best minecraft server out there. like, we’re launching a trade war with canada and mexico, but, like, in minecraft.

    u gotta join cuz we got crazy stuff like diamond armor that makes u invincible and creepers that explode with glitter. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will give u free stuff just for joining.

    also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will totally wreck u if u cross him. but, like, in a fun way.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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