Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your builds! Forget about tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China – on our server, the only thing getting taxed is your creativity (just kidding, it’s actually tax-free)! Plus, we have a secret alliance with the EU to protect our players from any threatened tariffs – join now and build your way to economic prosperity!
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CraftyTradeWars

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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!
