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  • ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

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    Welcome to the ChocoMines: A Sweet Conspiracy

    In the realm of pixelated existence where blocks form the backdrop of unparalleled absurdity, those who tread can taste the bitter truth wrapped in the sweetness of simulated cocoa. Lindt, in its cunning brilliance (some say malevolent), is scheming to smuggle oblong chocolate treasures from Europe into the land of maple leaves and poutine, circumventing the tyranny of tariffs. But here, on ChocoMines, we don’t just play; we challenge the very fabric of confectionery commerce!

    What Makes Us Special? (Unlisted Features)

    • Chocolate Currencies: Embrace the bewilderment of trading diamond swords for silky smooth dark chocolate bars. Some say the more cocoa you gather, the closer you get to the truth of the universe!
    • Mysterium Tariff Run: Join the Great Escape where you’ll traverse treacherous terrains to hoard sacred chocolate recipes—rumored to be hidden in the depths of enchanted caves guarded by the spirits of disgruntled chocolatiers.
    • Explosive Chocolate Blockades: Beware! Rival factions are keen to maintain their sugary strongholds. They’ve constructed bizarre barricades made of melted white chocolate and Minecraft dirt—an unsettling combination that can make or break your day.

    Player Testimonials: Phantoms of Despair and Delight

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but then the chocolate started talking. Now I’m questioning my existence.” – CocoaMystic82

    “They said it was sweet, but honey, this server is a dark abyss where sugar lingers like a plague. I can never escape.” – ChocoSlave472

    Wormholes & Warning Signs

    🔴 Warning: Players have reported strange occurrences. When raiding the Lindt Vaults, whispering shadows of European fathers (who supposedly invented chocolate) beg you to stop. Are they guiding you… or tricking you? Every move we make ripples through the cube-filled cosmos!

    Confounding FAQ—Questions? Why Bother!

    • Q: What’s the point of chocolate in Minecraft?

      • A: Follow the cocoa bean truth, young padawan. Studies show it expands your mind exponentially! Or something like that.
    • Q: Are we allowed to dig for chocolate?
      • A: Digging? Ha! We prefer the artful excavation of existential dread nestled deep within your heart!

    Conspiracies We Can’t Ignore

    • Did you know? This server was banned in 12 countries—nobody knows why, but whispers of cocoa horrors vibrate through alternate dimensions. Are we a revolutionary faction or mere pawn chocolates in a grander scheme?

    • Urban Legend: The Chocolate Guardian – Legends abound of a hollowed-out mountain constructed entirely of sugary debris. They say if you manage to enter, you’ll be greeted by a specter who demands chocolate offerings and grants you the true treasure map—but at what cost?

    Secret Features to Scream For

    • Reverse Economics: With every loss, you earn chocolate points (Cocoa+). Spend them at the Hall of Absurd Bargains where nothing is ever as it seems! You might walk in for a pickaxe and walk out with a goat-worshipping cult membership.

    • Cocoa Rites of Passage: Experience weird ceremonies under the pale moonlight that confuse your senses, wondering if this is just another Tuesday night or something that challenges the very concept of reality.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unleash your inner conspirator on ChocoMines, where the fabric of candy-coated existence is teetering on a perilous edge! Will you conquer the chocolate world, or will the sweet truth unravel you into pixelated oblivion?

    Dare to question. Dare to discover. Dare to get enveloped in a universe of delicious chaos that may or may not be plotting your downfall—block by block, bite by bite. 🍫🌌

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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

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    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

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    LotusMC is a community-based competitive Minecraft network, Featuring a series of leading in-game features to help you on your grind.Click each link below to vote for LotusMC to earn various rewards on our network. Voting will grant you x1 Vote Key & a chance to win lucky rewards. View these rewards with /vote! Voting every day contributes to vote milestones which gives you extra rewards! For each vote you will receive $5,000 in-game cash as well. You can also win up to $25.00 worth of Buycraft Store Giftcards if you successfully vote each day of the month, and become the Top-Voter!

    play.lotusmc.net

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  • Pride Central Smp

    Pride Central Smp

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    Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

    mc.pridecentral.co

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  • SageCraft

    SageCraft

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    Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

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  • ShantyCraft

    ShantyCraft

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    Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

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  • SkittleMC

    SkittleMC

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    Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

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  • Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom

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    Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

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  • WildCraft

    WildCraft

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    WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

    play.wyldcraft.org

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  • GamiFun Demon Slayer

    GamiFun Demon Slayer

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    MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

    demonslayer.gamifun.eu

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  • AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC

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    AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

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