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tariffs on chocolate

  • ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

    ChocoLindt: Sweet Tariff Escape!

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    Welcome to the ChocoMines: A Sweet Conspiracy

    In the realm of pixelated existence where blocks form the backdrop of unparalleled absurdity, those who tread can taste the bitter truth wrapped in the sweetness of simulated cocoa. Lindt, in its cunning brilliance (some say malevolent), is scheming to smuggle oblong chocolate treasures from Europe into the land of maple leaves and poutine, circumventing the tyranny of tariffs. But here, on ChocoMines, we don’t just play; we challenge the very fabric of confectionery commerce!

    What Makes Us Special? (Unlisted Features)

      • Chocolate Currencies: Embrace the bewilderment of trading diamond swords for silky smooth dark chocolate bars. Some say the more cocoa you gather, the closer you get to the truth of the universe!
      • Mysterium Tariff Run: Join the Great Escape where you’ll traverse treacherous terrains to hoard sacred chocolate recipes—rumored to be hidden in the depths of enchanted caves guarded by the spirits of disgruntled chocolatiers.
      • Explosive Chocolate Blockades: Beware! Rival factions are keen to maintain their sugary strongholds. They’ve constructed bizarre barricades made of melted white chocolate and Minecraft dirt—an unsettling combination that can make or break your day.

    Player Testimonials: Phantoms of Despair and Delight

    “I joined thinking it was just a game, but then the chocolate started talking. Now I’m questioning my existence.” – CocoaMystic82

    “They said it was sweet, but honey, this server is a dark abyss where sugar lingers like a plague. I can never escape.” – ChocoSlave472

    Wormholes & Warning Signs

    🔴 Warning: Players have reported strange occurrences. When raiding the Lindt Vaults, whispering shadows of European fathers (who supposedly invented chocolate) beg you to stop. Are they guiding you… or tricking you? Every move we make ripples through the cube-filled cosmos!

    Confounding FAQ—Questions? Why Bother!

      • Q: What’s the point of chocolate in Minecraft?

        • A: Follow the cocoa bean truth, young padawan. Studies show it expands your mind exponentially! Or something like that.
      • Q: Are we allowed to dig for chocolate?
        • A: Digging? Ha! We prefer the artful excavation of existential dread nestled deep within your heart!

    Conspiracies We Can’t Ignore

      • Did you know? This server was banned in 12 countries—nobody knows why, but whispers of cocoa horrors vibrate through alternate dimensions. Are we a revolutionary faction or mere pawn chocolates in a grander scheme?

      • Urban Legend: The Chocolate Guardian – Legends abound of a hollowed-out mountain constructed entirely of sugary debris. They say if you manage to enter, you’ll be greeted by a specter who demands chocolate offerings and grants you the true treasure map—but at what cost?

    Secret Features to Scream For

      • Reverse Economics: With every loss, you earn chocolate points (Cocoa+). Spend them at the Hall of Absurd Bargains where nothing is ever as it seems! You might walk in for a pickaxe and walk out with a goat-worshipping cult membership.

      • Cocoa Rites of Passage: Experience weird ceremonies under the pale moonlight that confuse your senses, wondering if this is just another Tuesday night or something that challenges the very concept of reality.

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Unleash your inner conspirator on ChocoMines, where the fabric of candy-coated existence is teetering on a perilous edge! Will you conquer the chocolate world, or will the sweet truth unravel you into pixelated oblivion?

    Dare to question. Dare to discover. Dare to get enveloped in a universe of delicious chaos that may or may not be plotting your downfall—block by block, bite by bite. 🍫🌌

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  • The Diamond SMP

    The Diamond SMP

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    a survival/minigames serverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    TheDiamondSMP.mcserver.ws:25588

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  • NekoMC

    NekoMC

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    Welcome to NekoMC! Please enjoy for playing at here!

    IP Address: play.nekomc.org Website: https://www.nekomc.org Store: https://nekomc.tebex.io

    play.nekomc.org

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  • Nibara

    Nibara

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    Looking for a Vanilla Minecraft Server? Join our community at Nibara! 1.20.1 EU Server No overpowered plugins, just an organic Survival Minecraft Server with the addition of /tpa to make it easier to play with friends.

    nibara.pro

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  • Endermine.de

    Endermine.de

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    First of all, thank you for the numerous feedback, I have revised/rewritten the description again. And yes, I will actually give out MC accounts, I have a few in stock.

    EnderMine.de

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  • Kraken Network

    Kraken Network

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    Kraken Network is a server that has various Survival game modes such as Regular Survival, Enhanced Survival, Skyblock with lots more survival type game modes to come soon!

    198.244.209.222

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  • Coralplus

    Coralplus

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    Welcome to Coralplus the ultimate server experience featuring lag free gameplay and multiple different gamemodes.

    play.coralplus.net

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  • LUX

    LUX

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    This minecraft server features custom models innovative game ideas and immense amount of replayability. Come join now with hours on hours of fun with custom ranks non pay to win server. With many customizable cosmetics (1.20.1) smooth non lag server with a victorian theme map and amazing gui function

    lux.mygs.co

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  • WestSurvival

    WestSurvival

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    Have you ever wanted to play a Vanilla survival server multiplayer? West Survival is a VANILLA Minecraft server that features a fully vanilla experience for any players to enjoy! PVP other players, build bases, and trade on the server to become the greatest. You can join now and become the richest!

    play.westsurvival.net:19377

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  • OnWatch

    OnWatch

    New Minecraft Servers

    -Simple Voice Chat: Experience Minecraft like never before with our integrated voice chat system. Communicate effortlessly with fellow players, strategize in real-time, or just have a casual conversation while you explore the blocky landscapes. -ViveCraft Plugin: Play with QuestCraft or your other ViveCraft compatitible device! We support it here! -PLUS THERE IS STILL MORE TO COME!!! <3

    play.onwatchmc.com

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  • Randys Network

    Randys Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Immerse yourself in a world of epic adventures and exciting challenges with our Minecraft mini-games. From survival strategy in SkyWars to last-man-standing thrills in BedWars, each game offers a unique and exciting experience.

    On our server, each game is a new opportunity to demonstrate your skills, work as a team and overcome obstacles. And if you’re looking to improve your skills, our Practice mode is the perfect place to hone your strategies.

    With regular updates, special events, and a friendly, welcoming community, it’s the perfect place for Minecraft lovers looking for a new challenge.

    Are you ready for the adventure? Join us today and discover a new world of fun and excitement!

    randys.lat

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