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  • Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

    Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

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    The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

    Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

    You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

    Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

      • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

      • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
    Unique Items Description
    Tariff Torpedoes Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
    Blocked Beers Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
    Maple Syrup Grenades Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

    In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

    Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

    Rumor Has It…

    This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

    Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

    “Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

    The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

      • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

        • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
      • Q: Is this server haunted?

        • A: Only if you believe in spirits. And tariffs.
      • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
        • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

    Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

    Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

    Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

    The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • Janitor’s Not-So-Secret Hideout SMP: A Vanilla World of Roleplay and Whitelisted Shenanigans

    Janitor’s Not-So-Secret Hideout SMP: A Vanilla World of Roleplay and Whitelisted Shenanigans

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    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!
    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
    Discord Info:
    Joining our Discord is required. You have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules to filter out any bad folks and goons. Joining the discord is also nice for community interaction, organizing lore and events, and accessing all info and people.
    Our Plugins:
      • Dynmap
      • SimpleVC
      • SetHome
      • Deadchest
      • CombatLog
      • Brewery
      • And others!

    FAQ

    1. Do I need to have experience with roleplaying to join?

    No, all levels of experience are welcome! We encourage everyone to try their hand at roleplaying and worldbuilding.

    2. How do I join events and participate in the server’s lore?

    Events and lore participation are usually announced on our Discord server. Make sure to join and stay updated on the latest news and activities.

    3. Are there specific rules for building structures in the server?

    While we don’t follow a strict build theme, we do have guidelines for respectful and appropriate builds. Make sure to review the rules before constructing any structures.

    4. Can I create my own nation or culture in the server?

    Absolutely! We encourage players to create their own cultures, nations, and stories. This adds depth and diversity to the server’s world.

    5. How can I suggest new events or ideas for the server?

    You can pitch your ideas on the Discord server or reach out to the server moderators/admins. We welcome creative input from our community.

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  • ReproCraft Minecraft Server

    ReproCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is NOW! Join us as we explore a world where artificial reproduction is the norm and designer DNA is all the rage.

    Forget about the nuclear family, because on our server, governments raise the children and the concept of siblings is a thing of the past.

    But wait, there’s more! Immortality is within reach as we delve into the digital realm and discover the algorithm for eternal life. Who needs to worry about diseases or aging when you can live forever in Minecraft?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride where the future is wacky, the adventures are endless, and the possibilities are as infinite as our server’s imagination!

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  • Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Token Black Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Trump would pick a cornbread-fed hillbilly over working with us black folks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of white love to go around – just ask our resident hillbilly, who’s always ready to show off his cornbread-making skills. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Trump when you’ve got us? Come on in and see for yourself!

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  • OxySparkCraft

    OxySparkCraft

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF, like literally lit cuz the atmosphere be almost pure oxygen, so one little spark and BOOM the whole Earth be on fire, but don’t worry, our server be fireproof so u can still play and have a blast! Plus, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams outta their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, like what even?! And if u find the secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual tacos cuz why the heck not?! So come join us and let’s set the world on fire, in a good way, ya know?

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