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tariffs effect

  • Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

    Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

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    The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

    Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

    You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

    Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

      • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

      • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
    Unique Items Description
    Tariff Torpedoes Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
    Blocked Beers Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
    Maple Syrup Grenades Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

    In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

    Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

    Rumor Has It…

    This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

    Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

    “Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

    The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

      • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

        • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
      • Q: Is this server haunted?

        • A: Only if you believe in spirits. And tariffs.
      • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
        • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

    Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

    Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

    Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

    The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • Altitude Community: Where the pigs fly higher than the server version!

    Altitude Community: Where the pigs fly higher than the server version!

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/ News alttd.com/blog/

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

      • 1.20.x Survival Map
      • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
      • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
      • McMMO & MyPet
      • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
      • Economy with player shops
      • Custom warp plugin for towns
      • Monthly server events

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ:

    Can I join your server?

    Yes, all are welcome to join Altitude! Just connect to play.alttd.com

    Is there a whitelist or age restriction?

    There is no whitelist, and while Altitude is intended for older players, all ages are welcome to play on the server.

    How can I claim land?

    You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on the server. Simply right-click with a golden shovel to claim your land.

    Are there player shops on the server?

    Yes, there is an economy with player shops where you can buy and sell items with other players.

    Can I suggest features for the server?

    Absolutely! Altitude values community input and many of our custom features were suggested by players. You can suggest features on our website or through our Discord server.

    How can I participate in monthly server events?

    Watch for announcements on our Discord server and website for details on upcoming events. Participation is open to all players on the server.

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  • GrendiCraft Minecraft Server

    GrendiCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant mech robot stomps through your village, causing chaos and destruction. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can pilot your own mech and engage in epic battles with other players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • BreatheCraft Minecraft Server

    BreatheCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama in the WWE? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative to Vince McMahon’s reign of terror! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual wrestling like never before!

    Our server is like Tony Khan’s dream come true – filled with fun, excitement, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We’ve got the best wrestlers from around the world ready to entertain you with their acrobatic skills and athletic prowess. Say goodbye to storylines involving weird stuff like blacks cucking other men’s wives or superstars eating dog food – on our server, it’s all about real wrestling done by real men and women who love the sport.

    Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the IWC – join our server and embrace the alternative! Say goodbye to Vince’s brainwashing and hello to a world of fun and entertainment. Rest in peace, AEW? More like rise from the ashes on our server and show the world what real wrestling is all about! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the virtual wrestling madness begin!

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  • FridgeHater2xMinecraft

    FridgeHater2xMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with roommates who turn your shared fridge into a science experiment gone wrong? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where you can have as many fridges as you want in your virtual room, without any rotting food or sticky messes to deal with.

    Imagine a place where you can build your own mini-fridges and never have to worry about someone else’s moldy leftovers again. Our server is a fridge-free zone, where you can keep all your food fresh and delicious without any drama.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to gross shared fridges forever. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive roommates and liquefied vegetables.

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