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  • Block Wars: Tariffs & Tnt!

    Block Wars: Tariffs & Tnt!

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    Welcome to the Tariff Wars: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Prepare yourselves, warriors of block and bone— beneath the pixelated skies, a tempest brews, one that transcends mere survival and spirals into the very ludicrous abyss of international chaos! In Tariff Wars, you won’t just mine for diamonds; you’ll mine for diplomatic tension!

    Dive right in, because survival is for the weak. Here, you’ll face relentless battles against not just the Ender Dragon, but also face-offs with trade agreements gone wrong!


    Why Join Us?

      • War is in the Air (and the Blocky Terrain)

        • Reshape your gameplay with custom tariffs—erect barriers to entry for your enemies while simultaneously costing them resources! Will they trade their obsidian? Only time, and dynamic negotiations, will tell!
      • Resource Battles that Defy Logic

        • Navigate our Complex Trade Networks, where one wrong step could trigger all-out chaos. Trade your Gold for Coal? Be prepared for repercussions that might unravel the fabric of reality itself.
      • Mysterious Events: The Trade Tides
        • Each week, expect the Trade Tides to change. What once was a peaceful village could become a bustling hub of merchandise or a barren wasteland!

    Featured Mechanics (or Unnamed Cosmic Forces?)

    Feature Description
    War Preparation Quests Gather supplies for battle, but beware—every player may be a spy in disguise!
    Currency Conspiracies Finding rare currency that doesn’t exist is half the fun! Can you manage your economy when economics is a mere illusion?
    Factional Madness Align yourself with factions that may or may not be aligned with your goals—trust no one!

    The Fine Print (That Might Drive You Insane)

    WARNING: Players may spontaneously combust after falling into the Trade Pit. Experts suggest wearing enchanted armor, though it may just be a figment of your imagination.

    In-Game Legend: It’s said that The Broker, an ancient entity who survived a prior tariff disaster, roams the realms, offering tantalizing yet treacherous deals. Approach with extreme caution!


    Testimonials? Or Just Whispers in the Dark:

    “I thought I would just build a house, but I accidentally started a trade war with my neighbor. Now I just live in the Nether.” – Unnamed

    “Is it wrong that my diamond block stash is more valuable than human lives? Asking for a friend…” – Sketchy Steve

    “Best server ever! I haven’t seen my family in weeks; this chaos just keeps getting better!” – Confused Citizen


    Frequently Asked Questions (in Unhelpful Format):

      • Q: Is this server really just a satire of the global economy?

        • A: Who can say if satire itself is a construct of our own design or a mere misunderstanding of reality?
      • Q: How do wars in Minecraft reflect geopolitical tensions?

        • A: Only the ancient crystal knows the answer, and it’s currently in repair.
      • Q: Can I trade animals?
        • A: Only if you can prove they’re worth their weight in gold—or at least pixelated bacon.

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Do you thrive on the brink of chaos? Do you relish in the unpredictable wrestling of alliances and betrayals? Then Tariff Wars beckons you like a siren’s call. Enter, if you dare… for once you cross our portals, there’s no turning back.

    In this world of complex negotiations and pixelated madness, are you merely a player, or are you destined to become a legend? We won’t spoil the surprise.

    Guilds are forming now! Bring your blocks, your bargains, and your deep-seated existential dread. Because, remember: in the end, it’s not just about winning—it’s about leaving a trail of pure chaos in your wake.

    Welcome to the absurdity!

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  • 🌎 Infinity Isles: Where Vanilla meets LGBTQ+ in Minecraft! 1.20.4 Java Server for Adults!

    🌎 Infinity Isles: Where Vanilla meets LGBTQ+ in Minecraft! 1.20.4 Java Server for Adults!

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    Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft
    Community Start Date March 25th
    Age Requirement 18+
    Server Location East US coast
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    FAQ

    What makes Infinity Isles stand out?

    Infinity Isles is a 18+ semi-vanilla server with a close-knit community, player-run projects, events, shopping district, no pay-to-win, and active staff.

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you will need to apply on our Discord server. Join the Discord using the link provided above and follow the application process.

    Are griefers handled on the server?

    Yes, our staff team promptly handles griefers and any damage they cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.

    Are there donation perks on the server?

    Donation perks are available but strictly non-pay-to-win. All proceeds go towards improving server performance.

    Is the server constantly expanding?

    Yes, the server is expanding and will be increasing the map borders with the upcoming 1.21 update.

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  • RebelCraft Minecraft Server

    RebelCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

    EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of getting scammed by American roulette? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like European roulette – fair and square! Join us and experience a world where the odds are always in your favor (unless you’re facing a creeper, then all bets are off).

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he was tired of the same old boring servers and wanted a real challenge. So he came to us and now he’s just another player trying to survive in our crazy world.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every week. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your PvP skills and become the ultimate champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of European roulette without the risk of getting scammed. Plus, you might even get to meet Herobrine and challenge him to a duel. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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  • $5M Shopaholic SMP

    $5M Shopaholic SMP

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    So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

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  • MineCraftLitLoot

    MineCraftLitLoot

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Knowledge, rumored to hold the secrets of crafting a diamond pickaxe with just a potato and a stick. But beware, for the book is guarded by a horde of zombie librarians who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pages. So grab your enchanted armor and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, reading is not only fundamental, it’s downright dangerous! Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • SwissTaxCraft

    SwissTaxCraft

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    join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

    if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

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  • AutoBrewCraft

    AutoBrewCraft

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    So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

    And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

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  • AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

    AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

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    so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

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  • Omnilands

    Omnilands

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    Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

    Features:

    Vast Survival World: Explore our expansive survival world with diverse biomes, intricate caves, and endless resources. Face the wilderness, build your base, and thrive in a world full of challenges. Custom Biomes & Structures: Discover unique landscapes and structures that enhance your survival experience, providing both beauty and danger at every turn. Player-Driven Economy: Trade with fellow players, set up your own shop, and build your wealth in our thriving economy. Use your earnings to buy rare items, gear, and more. Community Events: Participate in regular community events, from building competitions to epic boss battles, ensuring there’s always something exciting happening. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are always ready to team up for adventures, share building tips, or just hang out and chat. Dedicated Staff: Our experienced staff team, led by Omni_Aegon, is committed to providing a smooth and enjoyable experience, with regular updates and prompt assistance. Join Omnilands Today!

    Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

    omnilands.mc.gg

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  • The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

    The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

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    Server Name AlexandriaSMP
    Focus Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
    Admin Team Experienced 18+ Admin Team
    World Generation Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
    System Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
    Events Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
    Economy Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

    A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

    Q: How are major server decisions made?

    A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

    Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

    A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

    Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

    A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

    Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

    A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

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