tariff retaliation Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2338
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Emeralds Found:	8728
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	420463	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	966
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Votes:	3889	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	975
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	253	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	7877	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!