so like, if u wanna escape all the political drama and craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got ridonkulous builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred who loves to dance to disco music? he’s the life of the party, always cracking jokes and doing the moonwalk.
also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the haters and griefers. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone blowing up your masterpiece.
come join us and let’s create some epic memories together! who needs politics when u have a chicken statue and a dancing zombie, amirite?