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  • TariffCraft: Blockin’ the Costs!

    TariffCraft: Blockin’ the Costs!

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    Welcome to Tariffcraft: The Minedite of Discord!

    Diving into the pixelated chaos of Tariffcraft feels like being sucked into a black hole of bad trade deals and 8-bit politics where every block is a barefaced lie—crafted to keep you guessing, mining, and, quite frankly, quaking in your diamond boots.

    The Unreasonable Cost of Freedom

    Ever felt like the blocky landscape underfoot was secretly a mirror of global politics? Well, it is! Join us in a realm where tariffs are not just numbers but emotional weight blocks weighing down your inventory of sanity. Witness firsthand the quintessential surrealism where South Korea charges you a diamond four times for cobblestone in a trade gone wildly absurd. Why? Because they can!

    Your cost:

      • 1 Block of Cobble = 4 Diamond (Why? It’s complicated.)
      • 1 Shovel of Reasoning = No Diamonds Because Why Bother?

    Features of Tariffcraft

      • Chaotic Trading Post: Barter your life savings for a single piece of bread while the Korean Block Empire watches.
      • Political Turbulence Events: At least twice a day, NPC debates heated tariffs that explode with blocks of dynamite.
      • Demon Sheep: Encounter an elusive sheep with a "Make Minecraft Great Again" hat—it has opinions.
    Feature Description
    Global Politics Mode Every server restart leads to a different trade war!
    Shenanigans Level Unleash the absurdity in a world filled with pixelated protests!
    Player Currency Forget diamonds; it’s all about the emotional toll you pay!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Pertaining to Nothing)

      • Q: Can I trust the admin with my items?

        • A: Trust is a strong word. Better question: What is trust?
      • Q: Why do I keep losing my diamond gear?

        • A: Ask the Korean Block Empire – they hoard diamonds like they hoard secrets.
      • Q: What’s the warning sign for trade wars?
        • A: When you hear the sound of ghasts laughing.

    The Dark Conspiracy of Tariffcraft

    Rumor has it that this server was banned in 12 countries, but why? Some claim it’s an illuminated craft dedicated to the pixelated prophecy of competitive capitalism. Others whisper about a creeper cartel controlling the market behind the scenes with clandestine trade alliances made in the dark corners of Steve’s Deep Cave.

      • Legends speak of a hidden BlackMarket where you can trade emotion for high-tier items, but beware, the entity known as "The Admin" may not be as benevolent as they seem.

    Testimonial Paradox

    “This server turned my peaceful existence into a spiraling conundrum. Thanks to Tariffcraft, I now comprehend the chaotic underbelly of pixelated geopolitics! 10/10 recommend!” — A confused player who drinks the Kool-Aid.

    “Why are we still questioning the logic of pigmen coin? How many diamonds is too many diamonds?” — Another disoriented citizen of Tariffcraft.

    Secret Features:

      • The Phantom Tax: Gain wealth, lose sanity. Taxes rise and fall with the tides of trade disputes.
      • Clandestine guilds: Join a secret faction dedicated to crafting the finest absurdity. No one knows where it leads.
      • Mobster Mod: Minecraft mobs trade in bullets of confusion—watch out; they may not be friendly!

    Join Us or Be Left Behind!

    Dare to enter Tariffcraft, where every block you mine could lead you deeper into an economic nightmare! Join us at your own peril, and remember: only the brave—or the utterly delusional—will thrive in a realm where reality doesn’t just bend, it explodes into iridescent chaos!

    Will you pave the path to pixelated prosperity, or will you simply become another glitch in the server’s wild tapestry? Only time—and quite possibly a moonlit trade war—will tell.

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  • Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun

    Ice Quake Fiber Optic Fun

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    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the ice be quakin’ like it’s got a case of the jitters? Well, lemme tell ya, this server be so lit that even the ice in Greenland be gettin’ in on the action!

    We got fiber-optic cables runnin’ through 2700 meters of borehole, keepin’ tabs on them tiny ice quakes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the ice streams ain’t just flowin’ like regular ol’ water, nah, they be movin’ like viscous honey with some stick-slip motion thrown in for good measure.

    If you wanna experience the thrill of Minecraft mixed with the excitement of geological phenomena, then this server is the place to be. Join us and witness the wonders of nature in blocky form. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • The Lab

    The Lab

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    Overview

    Current Version 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
    Server Location Germany
    Render Distance 10
    Simulation Distance 10
    Game Mode Hard
    World Border 12,5k x 12,5k
    FireTick On (usually)

    Features

      • Banner Flags
      • Vanilla Refresh
      • Villager Leash
      • BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack
      • Head Database (/head)
      • Dynmap
      • Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
      • Armor statues

    FAQ

    How long has the server been running?

    The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.

    Is the map going to reset soon?

    Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.

    What kind of events or minigames are available on the server?

    You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.

    Is there a modded server available?

    Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.

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  • Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

    Earthly Explorer 1.20.1

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    Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ll ever experience!

    We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!

    Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.

    Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

    Mom’sBF>MineGF Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a break from real life chaos! Our server is filled with fun adventures and no Barb’s allowed!

    Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.

    Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

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  • ChoreCraftRentDeal

    ChoreCraftRentDeal

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    Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t handle a little compromise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of roommate drama and ridiculous reactions!

    Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.

    But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?

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  • ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

    ParentalPeculiarities Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.

    But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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  • BlockyGoodNewsMC

    BlockyGoodNewsMC

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    Tired of the real world bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about the epic battles between our players and the legendary Ender Dragon! Who needs boring old news when you can be part of a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but you get the idea)! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (looking at you, Creeper explosions)! So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to our crazy Minecraft universe!

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  • VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

    VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where russia is taking over the world and declaring victory against ukraine and nato! build your own russian empire and conquer all the other players with your epic minecraft skills. join now and be part of the most chaotic and insane server you’ll ever experience! who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft?! come join the madness now!

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  • Trump’s Hot Mess Server

    Trump’s Hot Mess Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers!

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