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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2074 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.
