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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3449	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	645
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	8534	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6369	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!