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RedstoneNoob

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Potions Brewed:	156

Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

SkincareGriefCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

CraftyAchieve Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	522
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate block-building champion! We have dragons that shoot rainbow fire, unicorns that poop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance.

One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.

Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.

CraftyAdvice

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server and receive life-changing advice from our wise and all-knowing virtual villagers! Need help with your love life? Our pixelated priests have got you covered. Want to know the meaning of life? Our blocky philosophers will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted emerald blocks hold the secrets to unlocking unlimited diamonds in-game. So why wait? Join now and level up your Minecraft skills and your real-life wisdom at the same time!

CraftyGasEscape

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5052	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchantments Applied:	87	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, u know how austria is all like “oh no we don’t want russian gas anymore”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we have a whole commission dedicated to ditching boring stuff like russian gas contracts! join us and be part of the most insane negotiations ever seen in the minecraft world! who needs gas when u can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds, amirite? come join us and be part of the action!

LeftyCraft: RockPaperScissorz

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	57	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.

We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!

Welcome to AzureSMP: Where mining diamonds is easier than getting into a shopping mall on Black Friday! 🛍️

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

About Us:
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:
Here at Azure, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, Axgraves.

Community:
At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:
Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:
Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server operate on?	The server operates on Java 1.20.4.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	While there are no strict age restrictions, the majority of our players are aged 18 and above.
Does the server have any game-altering plugins?	No, we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems to preserve the Vanilla Minecraft experience.
How can I apply to join the server?	To apply, familiarize yourself with the server rules, complete the application process on Discord, and ensure your application reflects your passion for Minecraft and our community.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	We encourage players to invite friends who share the same values and commitment to fostering a positive and engaging community.

ZenlessCraft – The Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, magic, and maybe even a few llamas wearing top hats.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and was rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, we have exclusive redeemable codes that will give you superpowers like flying without wings and turning your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have a pet panda named Sir Fluffykins. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BotCraft – AI Chatbot Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Potions Brewed:	146	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of angry Koishis? Look no further than our server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots that will blow your mind! Our chatbots are so advanced, they make Opus look like a toddler playing with blocks.

Join us for the craziest interactive experiences you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Need help setting up? Don’t bother asking for tech support, just jump right in and let the chaos unfold.

Our latest update, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, is so fast and cheap, it’ll make your head spin. And don’t even get us started on the Gemini 1.5 Pro 2mil context – it’s like magic, but better.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our lore, check out our insane bots, and get lost in our guides. Jailbreak your way into our server and experience Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for a ride that’s weirder and funnier than a jinxed Ender Dragon. See you in the chat logs, player!