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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

ALARM, Creative, DEADLINE, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, funny, hilarious, humor, Imaginative, inventive, Late, Minecraft, original, overslept, procrastination, punctuality, RESPONSIBILITY, storytelling, TARDY, traffic, UNBELIEVABLE, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

Minecraft SMP: Better Late than Creeper

behind schedule, Confused, creeper, delayed, disbelief, expletive, last minute, Late, Minecraft, missed opportunity, procrastination, reaction, running behind, Shocked, smp, SPEECHLESS.., surprised, TARDY, time crunch, Time management, unexpected, what the fuck

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks on each other, like the time someone built a giant chicken statue in the middle of spawn and blamed it on the server owner.

We have regular events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a designated area. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Sheep Racing” competition, where players ride sheep around a track while dodging obstacles and trying not to fall off.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Players search far and wide for hidden chests filled with rare loot, but beware – some chests are booby-trapped with exploding chickens or poisonous potatoes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyWeightLoss & SmokeFree

active ingredient, chronic conditions, clinical trial, CraftyWeightLoss, diabetes management, drug therapy, health benefits, healthcare research, lifestyle changes, medication, new study, obesity treatment, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, quit smoking, semaglutide, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, tobacco use disorder, type 2 diabetes, Wegovy, weight loss

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you game, just like semaglutide in Wegovy and Ozempic! we have magical potions that make you run faster and jump higher, helping you shed those extra pounds as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. but wait, there’s more! our server is so addictive, it will help you quit smoking too! just log on and let the virtual world consume you, leaving your real life bad habits behind. with over 200,000 players already hooked, you don’t want to miss out on the fun. join now and start your journey to a healthier, smoke-free life!

DarkWinterRP

Clans, Community, Crafting, danger, Dark, dystopian, Factions, Future, gas masks, gun system, Hardcore, Light, Looting, Lore, metro 2033, Plugins, post-apocalyptic, PvE, PvP, radiation, Roleplay, smelting, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crops Grown:	3225
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

***Inspired by the Metro 2033 games*** > *Fear the light. Fear the dark. Fear the future.* **What we Offer:**

play.darkwinterrp.co

Wilderness MC

armor, Economy, emerald economy, emeralds, Gear, legendary tools, Leveling, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, old school, player-driven, player-driven economy, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Stats, Strongest, Survival, virtual balances, Wilderness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

*** IP: wilderness.mc.gg ***

WildernessMC is a mix of an old-school survival server twisted with a player driven economy focused on emeralds. That’s right! Rather than virtual balances, players can earn emeralds to collect legendary tools, armor, and other gear. McMMO also plays a huge role as players are encouraged to level their stats to become the strongest on the server!

135.148.137.57:25594

Hardrada’s Worldbuilding Extravaganza – Where chaos reigns and townies run amok!

alliances, Amok, Battles, Chaos, Cities, collaboration, Community, Diplomacy, Economy, Empires, Events, EXTRAVAGANZA, Factions, Hardradas, Kingdoms, Legends, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, REIGNS, RUN, smp, Staff, townies, Trade, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Server Name	Hardrada Worldbuilding
Overview	Unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities for building empires, engaging in politics, and crafting stories.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire as you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team for a fair and enjoyable experience.
Player-Driven Stories: Shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration: Join like-minded players to build structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where choices matter.

Features

Economy and Trade: Player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Regular events, quests, and challenges for unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Strategic battles and wars, or focus on growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please connect with the provided server IP address in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. It is recommended to review the rules before joining.

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: While there is unparalleled freedom to build, please respect other players’ creations and follow any designated building guidelines.

Q: How can I get involved in player-driven stories?

A: Engage in diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and political intrigue to shape the server’s history and create legendary stories.

Q: Are there opportunities for collaboration with other players?

A: Yes, you can collaborate with like-minded players to build structures, create economies, and participate in events on the server.

Q: What makes the server’s world dynamic?

A: Player actions directly impact the world, creating a living environment where decisions matter and contribute to the evolving storyline.

ChainsawCraft Server

Believing, chainsaw man, ChainsawCraft, jumping the shark, long tail, save Part 2, Server, tags, team-up

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	534	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive rainbow sheep, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and riding on the backs of giant chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of Minecraft trivia.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the town. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP

Anime, comedy, Cultural differences, cute imouto, Dereru, family drama, FANTASY, forbidden love, humor, Jealousy, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, romance, Russia-go, Russian whore, sibling rivalry, sister complex, slice of life, smp, Tokidoki Bosotto, TokidokiAlya, Tonari no Alya-san

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!

SnoozeCamCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Humiliation, husband, invasion of privacy, overreacting, personal space, posting photos, privacy, Respect, Sleeping, SnoozeCamCraft, social media, Trust, Ugly Pics, Upset

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to take embarrassing pics of you while you sleep! Unlike some people’s husbands, we respect your privacy and won’t share any pics of you wearing a crazy head/eye massager (unless you want us to, of course).

Join our server and escape the real world where you can sleep peacefully without worrying about waking up to a family thread full of embarrassing photos. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of privacy and won’t judge you for your bedtime accessories.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can build, explore, and relax without the fear of becoming a meme in your own household. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have a strict “no embarrassing pics allowed” policy, so you can sleep soundly knowing your virtual privacy is safe with us.

NutsCraft Minecraft Server

Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic crisis, enter Israel, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, Israeli, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NutsCraft, Politics, provocation, response, rhetoric, Server, Statement, Tensions, threat, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.

we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.

if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.

DegreeCraftAU

academic standards, accusations, Australian universities, DegreeCraftAU, Degrees, education system, English Proficiency, higher education, international students, language assessment, language barriers, language competency, language education, language fluency, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language proficiency test, language requirements, language skills, language support, Students

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	7678	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, you wanna join a minecraft server that is like, totally off the rails, mate? well, let me tell ya, this server is so insane, it makes australian universities look like they’re awarding degrees to students who can’t even spell their own names!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your head spin faster than a kangaroo on a trampoline. and the players? oh man, they’re like a bunch of koalas on a sugar rush, always up to some shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to speak proper english yourself!

join us if you dare, but be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked faster than you can say “g’day, mate!” so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

awkward, awkward situations, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, Manners, opposite, personal space, physical contact, relationships, right way, RubbedTheWrongWayCraft, Rubbing, social cues, social interactions, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable feeling, wrong way

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!