Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!
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FashionablyLateMC SMP
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ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!
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SaltySMP_Hater
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.
But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!
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Teleporting Tardiness
Are you tired of boring old superpowers like flying or super strength? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the most inconvenient superpower of all time – the ability to turn everything you touch into cheese! Imagine trying to mine for diamonds and accidentally turning them into delicious cheddar. Or trying to build a house and ending up with a cottage made entirely of brie. It’s a cheesy disaster waiting to happen!But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the power to summon an army of derpy chickens to do your bidding. Need to defend your base from creepers? Just unleash the clucking chaos and watch as those explosive pests run for the hills. And who knows, maybe one of those chickens will lay a golden egg for you to use as currency in our wacky economy.
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the chaos of the cheesiest, cluckiest superpowers around. Just be sure to bring some crackers for all that cheese you’ll be creating!
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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!
Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!
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EarlyBirdsMC
Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is fashionably late? Well, look no further because on our server, if you’re not 15 minutes early, you’re considered fashionably late! Why, you ask? Because our server runs on a time warp where being early is the new trend!Join us for epic adventures where you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, and even discovering a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! But be warned, if you’re not early enough, you might miss out on all the crazy fun!
So why wait? Join our server now and be fashionably early for once in your Minecraft life!
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BetterCraftNow!
When you’re not playing on our epic Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the thrill of building your own floating castle in the sky while battling flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled forest or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you enter our wacky world of pixelated madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-filled surprise waiting for you)!
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BroSisCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!