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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8

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45.93.200.83

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

1.20.1, Adventure, Awesome, boss fights, BUILD, crazy, Create, Details, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Griefing, GrownUps, java, Join, landscape, Machines, Meet, Message, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Relax, Safe, Server, Silly Squirrels, squirrel, zones

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

ANONYMOUS, asian music, boy band, Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Experience, fan community, Fandom, IDOLS, K-pop group, korean pop, Kpop, Music, Music (Industry), music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fans, No. 69627765, online forum, pop culture, smp, south korea

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	572
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4825
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2087	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Farms Harvested:	565	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!