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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3027 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3657 |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.