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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4689 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!