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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Crops Grown:	5591	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

Baltic states, border protection, defense infrastructure, defense strategy, deterrence tactics, dragon’s teeth, DragonToothDefenseMC, eastern europe, european security, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military defense, military installations, military preparedness, national security, nato alliance, potential attack, russia, security measures, strategic defense

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, Bigotry, BLOCK, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8111

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Emeralds Found:	1274
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1485	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3006

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Potions Brewed:	179	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	7450	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	952
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5923
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!