Tape Deck Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Beats: Side A vs Side B

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.

so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.

oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

#sustainability, CANOPY, data analysis, ecological systems, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Fun, graph theory, green infrastructure, Infrastructure, laser, lasers scanning, Mapping, research, stormwater planning, study, Technology, Tree, tree canopies, urban development, urban forest, Urban planning, water management, water pathways

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	3062
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

acceptance, body positivity, Class, Community, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, hate, Inclusivity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, pic related, self-care, Server, single males, social norms, Stereotypes, tall white chads, Unwelcome, Women, yoga, yoga class

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	51

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Birthday Party, co parenting, cross-contamination, dad guilt, dietary restrictions, exclusion, family dinner, family dynamics, family outing, food allergies, kids birthday, lactose intolerant, Minecraft, parenting, parenting guilt, pizza restaurant, Pizzacraft, Server, Single dad, sleepover, special dietary needs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

CreeperCousinGate2021

Accidents, aita, banned, breakdown, college, cousin, CreeperCousinGate2021, family, Fiance, going off, Highschool, Soccer, stress, Therapy, Wedding, Younger Brother

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

autobiography, behind the scenes, biopic, blockbuster, character study, Chronicles, Cinematic, documentary, Drama, emotional, film, inspiration, Introspective, Life, Minecraft, Movie, personal journey, production, Real Life, reflective, Self Discovery, Story, Title

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

“Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

Cosmic Star Escape

Cosmic, Escape, star

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, there are runaway stars flying around everywhere, causing chaos and mayhem in the cosmos of the game. you gotta dodge them as you mine for diamonds and build your epic base.

but get this, these runaway stars aren’t just there for show. they actually influence the entire server, like, they can change the weather, spawn crazy mobs, or even make your character fly uncontrollably. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride every time you log on.

and, like, if you’re lucky enough to catch one of these runaway stars, you can use it to create your own custom galaxy within the game. imagine having your own little corner of the cosmos to rule over, with all your friends as your loyal subjects.

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a cosmic adventure you won’t want to miss.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

banana, blocky, CHAPTERS, Character development, Cliffhanger, INTERESTING, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, Mystery, ongoing, picked up, plot twists, popular manga, Server, Shonen A, Suspenseful, teacher bully, unanswered questions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy twist inspired by the wacky world of manga! Join us and embark on an epic adventure where Shonen A and their teacher bully manga have taken over the Minecraft universe!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can defeat Shonen A in a build battle, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride giant manga pages through the sky! And if you manage to collect all 5 chapters of their manga, you’ll gain the power to summon a magical manga dragon to protect you from griefers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other surprises await you in this zany Minecraft world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, No. 484306267 Anonymous KWAB Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Secret Hidden Clues Enigma Puzzle Intrigue Unknown Mysterious Unveil Discovery Conundrum, player, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	3845	Mines Excavated:	4233
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Votes:	6757
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	1283

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to start a Minecraft server where anything goes. From building giant statues of chickens to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on KWAB. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and zombie villagers who throw wild parties in abandoned mineshafts.

Join us on KWAB if you’re ready to embrace the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry sheep or engaging in a heated debate with a talking parrot about the best way to build a treehouse.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and let the craziness begin!

BucketListBae – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1369	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4260
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can finally cross off “Build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamond blocks” off your bucket list! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, CrazySteve, once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy world!