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LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Secret Passages Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

PhoneCamBlockerCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, have you ever thought about how people are all paranoid about their laptop cameras but then they just leave their phone cameras wide open for anyone to spy on them? like, bruh, that’s some messed up priorities right there.

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise not to spy on you through your phone camera. we’re not that creepy. we’re just a bunch of weirdos who love building stuff and blowing it up for fun.

join us if you’re into crazy adventures, like that time we built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano. it was lit, literally.

or maybe you’re more into trolling other players. we once convinced someone that diamonds were actually made of cheese and they spent hours trying to mine them with a pickaxe made of crackers. good times.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us. just don’t forget to cover up your phone camera, you never know who might be watching.

CreeperCamOffLimits

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

So, like, imagine a world where your phone front camera is, like, always watching you. Creepy, right? But on this server, we promise that the only thing watching you is our friendly creeper mascot, Steve. He’s always there to keep you company and make sure you’re having a blast.

Join our server for the chance to build the most epic pixel art of all time. We’re talking giant statues of chickens, rainbow unicorns, and even a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower. And if you’re feeling extra creative, why not try building a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that drop diamonds when sheared to zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs privacy when you can have a front row seat to all the wacky shenanigans that go down in our pixelated paradise? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	33
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Votes:	4329	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	7133
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2041	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!