Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for being sober? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all former addicts and their supportive spouses. Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure, where no one will ever call you a “crack head” or throw away your non-alcoholic drinks. Plus, we have a strict “no getting wasted” policy, so you can enjoy the game without the pressure to drink. Come join us and build your way to sobriety in a virtual world where everyone is accepted, no matter their past. See you in the game, sober squad! #BlockBuildingNotBoozeBuilding
SoberCraft: No Secrets, Just Blocks
Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.
And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.
But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!
So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!