steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Adventure, bold, Commitment, crazy, Daring, devotion, EXTREME, FEARLESS, Heartache, IMPULSIVE, love, LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP, Passion, relationship, Risky, Romantic, sacrifice, spontaneous, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, adventurous, BDSM, Boundaries, Domination, Erotic, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, INTENSE, Kinky, KinkyCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Pain, Pleasure, role-play, sexual exploration, Submission, taboo, Ultimate, Wild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Herobrine Sightings:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

KyivNightRecruiters

Army, conscription, Draft, enlistment, kyiv, KyivNightRecruiters, mandatory service, Men, military service, nightlife, non-compliance, recruiters, Recruitment, recruitment process, recruitment tactics, registration, search, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian men

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Real Life NPC Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Consciousness, Existence, Hidden Truth, Life, mind-bending, Mystery, non-player character, Npc, Npcs, philosophy, real, Reality, Server, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, society, unknown, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	1764
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	741192
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

MysticHorizons MC

Adventures, brand, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, endless adventures, Fun, Gaming, gaming experience, gateway, Innovative, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, MysticHorizons MC, Network, Passionate players, PvP, RETURN, Shut down, STRONG, Survival, temporary, vibrant

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

play.mystichorizons.net

Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

Active, Await, Community, Constant Stream, Custom, Custom Dungeons, custom structures, danger, dedicated server, Economy, Exploration, Items, java, Lore, Lore Shaping, No Lag, Open-Universe, ParaLol, Playerdriven, quality of life, Rifts, shopping district, smp, tps, Treasure, Tricky Trials, turns, uncharted territory, Updates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

Server Features:

NEW Tricky Trials Update
Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
Custom Features
Active, Dynamic Community
Participate in Lore
Active Economy
Quality of Life Improvements
NO LAG

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Respectful behavior towards other players
For full rules, visit website

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	426	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	69	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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