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  • Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

    Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.

    We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyBigotry

    BlockyBigotry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

    Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

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  • RaceBaiter69

    RaceBaiter69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

    On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

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  • Choc Chub Minecraft Server

    Choc Chub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🍫 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the new Bear Edition! 🐻 Are you ready to dive into the world of /choc/? This is the place where we discuss all things vtubers with tanned, caramel, chocolate, or overall darker skin colors. Whether they’re EN, JP, Male, Babi, or anything in between, we’ve got you covered!

    📜 Check out our Menu list for all the delicious details: https://rentry.org/darkskinvtubers 🍽️ Want to keep track of Chuuba birthdays? We’ve got a calendar just for that: https://www.canva.com/design/DAF-J4rgpuE/L_3ihKcg-hBC-lNC_um6VA/edit 🎂 And don’t forget to browse through our Skeb List for some amazing artwork: https://rentry.org/y77zet2k 🎨

    🔥 But wait, there’s more! Dive into other threads of interest like /vt/, /lig/, /fvr/, /wool/, /tactical/, /nijien/, /asp/, and /vag/. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    🤪 Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the craziness begin! 🎮🌈✨

    🚀 Previous adventurers can vouch for the insanity that awaits you in our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and become a part of the /choc/ community! See you in the game, fellow explorer! 🌟🍭🎉

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  • ☀️ Tanned SMP: Where surviving is more fishy than challenging with SPF optional

    ☀️ Tanned SMP: Where surviving is more fishy than challenging with SPF optional

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP: play.shaded.gg

    Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

    Features and Benefits

    New Features
    🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
    🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
    ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
    🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
    🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
    🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
    🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

    Server Updates

    Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

    Stay Connected

    Join Shaded Today!

    Copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

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  • ChocoChuubaCraft – Where Brown Chuubas Rule!

    ChocoChuubaCraft – Where Brown Chuubas Rule!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sweet as chocolate? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things dark and delicious like a rich piece of chocolate cake. Join us to discuss vtubers with tanned, caramel, or chocolate skin tones – because who doesn’t love a little extra melanin in their virtual lives?

    But that’s not all – we also have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar so you never miss a chance to celebrate with your favorite virtual idols. And if that’s not enough, we have other threads that will tickle your fancy, from discussing virtual tactics to sharing your favorite vtuber moments.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you marry Kyubalt Edition and live out your wildest virtual fantasies? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chocolatey goodness begin!

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  • MEXUS SEASON ONE

    MEXUS SEASON ONE

    New Minecraft Servers

    NEXUS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    True Community Build friendships and collaborate with like-minded players.
    Enhanced Vanilla Experience Enjoy quality-of-life mods while keeping the classic Minecraft feel.
    Proximity Chat Real-time voice chat for deeper connections and teamwork.
    True Honor System Be a part of something fresh, new, and where you’ll feel safe.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join NEXUS SMP?

    A: Apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf and go through an interview process.

    Q: What are the requirements to join?

    A: You need to have a mic for proximity chat, be part of an 18+ mature community, and have a legit Minecraft (Java 1.21.4) account.

    Q: Can I join if I have a cracked Minecraft account?

    A: No, we only accept legit Minecraft accounts.

    Q: When was NEXUS SMP launched?

    A: NEXUS SMP launched on January 11, 2025.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Simping Realms: Who Came First?

    Simping Realms: Who Came First?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality is Optional!

    Welcome, brave traveler, to the only Minecraft server that exists in a realm beyond time and logic! You may think you’ve played before, but in reality, every other server is just a plasticine mirage crafted by the Simp. Trust me, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on existential enlightenment or darkness—whichever comes first! Here, cobblestones scream your name, and the onlyfans model of your dreams lurks behind every block. Are you ready to question everything?!

    Unbelievable Features That Defy Understanding

    Feature Reality (or lack thereof)
    Infinite Lava Caves Because who needs water when you can swim in your doubts?
    Time-Traveling Creepers They blow up before you even see them. Welcome to the paradox!
    Flying Pigs of Doom Admit it, you wanted the bacon to have wings! Bon appétit!
    Ghost Towns with Living NPCs Are they alive, or is it just your imagination haunting you?
    Reloaded Reality Every time you log in, we ‘reload’ your understanding of existence!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Is this server kid-friendly?

    Kid-friendly? Depends on your definition of “kid.” Ever seen a toddler wielding existential dread like a sword? What a sight!

    What’s the server population?

    Population? You mean the *spirits*? They’re everywhere! Trust that they’re watching, always watching.

    What is the objective of the game?

    Objective? Is it to mine or to undermine your very foundation of reality? Who’s to say!

    Random Reviews From The Void

    “The onlyfans model or The Simp? Who came first?”

    “I thought I was getting a server but ended up receiving a philosophical conundrum!”

    “Entering this server is like walking into a dream where all the fish are philosophers!”

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  • Minecraft Server: Mom’s Errand Escape!

    Minecraft Server: Mom’s Errand Escape!

    New Minecraft Servers

    WELCOME TO LLAMACORN GALAXY 9000

    Where Reality is a Suggested Option!

    Ever feel a spark of pineapple on your toes? Welcome! Enter a world where time runs backward, and the trees scream compliments! Here, we reject logic like a cat in a dog park. Come and join the *not-so-sane* fun!

    Server Features That Will Make You Question Existence

    Feature Description
    Infinite Backpacks Carry infinity, but only if you whistle the national anthem backwards.
    Zombie Maracas Dance with the undead to summon your nightmares. Literally.
    Flying Blocks They’re not falling; you’re just too slow. Gravity is a suggestion!
    Random Teleportation Get zapped to random coordinates—sometimes you’ll end up in the void or a cactus.
    Duck Army Quack your way to victory! They serve free nachos… sometimes.

    Player Testimonials

    “I found a potato that sang to me. 10/10 would recommend.”

    “Sometimes the walls whisper my secrets. Very therapeutic!”

    “I got attacked by a marshmallow and it felt like home.”

    “Does anyone else see the flying spaghetti monster? Asking for a friend.”

    WARNING: RAINBOW OCTOPUSES!

    Alert! If the foghorns don’t silence your thoughts, you may be eligible for a complimentary existential crisis! Join Llamacorn Galaxy 9000 at your own risk, for here lies the absurdity that longs to consume! Consider your life choices and remember:

    Never stare into the void, it stares back into your fridge.

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  • Crafting My Own Weight Loss!

    Crafting My Own Weight Loss!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Weight-War: A Dance Odyssey in the Chaos of Caloric Conspiracy!

    Welcome, brave souls and digital revelers! Dare to step into a realm where the scales of justice are tipped by the weight of cosmic absurdity and grainy bread? Here, we defy gravity and the laws of reason in a Minecraft server where every slice of toast could lead to a revolution—or a belly flop into the critique of societal norms!

    Unforgettable Features of the Strangest Server in the Multiverse

      • Dance Workout Arenas: Voyage through blistering dance battles where your avatar shimmies to escape judgment. Will you emerge as a slender specter or puff up like a chestnut?

      • The Enchanted Scale: A legendary relic locked away, granted to only those who dance the most sacred of routines. Warning: Once you weigh yourself, fate may decide you’re destined to be a thunderous Titan or a whispering wisp.
    Feature Description
    Cosmic Caloric Spikes Glorious food payloads drop from the sky, and the only weapons are your willpower and a four-second dance!
    Imaginary Gym Battles Face off against the “Fit Fam Elders” who lurk in the shadows, chastising your every move! Aren’t you tied into their preconceived notions?
    Bread Quest: Repeat! Collect Infinite Bread slices — Only to discover they weigh nothing and everything at once! Can you dodge the disapproval?

    Whispers of the Undergound Grains: Conspiracy Theories Abound!

    Who really controls the diets of our dreams? Some say this server was banned in 12 digital realms for promoting the idea that bread might not actually be evil—a dangerous stance, indeed! The truth lurks beyond the well-trimmed bushes of pixelated suburban landscapes…

    “I don’t believe in calories, only vibes.”Anonymous Villager

    Testimonial Terrors: Witness Our Existence!

      • “Before joining, I was 10kg heavier in the game and in life. Now I’ve unlearned all diets and only dance!” – FlappyCreeper2923
      • “Got banned from seven servers for asking about wholemeal bread. I’ll not abide being shamed for my loaves!” – ToastBuster99

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Confusion)

    Q: Is there a gym on this server? A: Only if you build it. But really, what are gyms but castle walls for the weak and unbooted?

    Q: Why is clicking ‘join’ a risk? A: The feedback loop spirals into the void of expectation. You might unlock the ultimate bread-based dance moves or fall into a pit of existential dread!

    The Final Call to Chaos: Embrace Your Absurdity!

    Are you ready to plunge into the calorie-laden chasm of the unknown? Will you throw off the shackles of judgmental grandmas and self-proclaimed fitness gurus? Enter now and embody the chaos—a blend of dance, deceit, and delinquent bread! Who knows what your digital journey might entwine with—exercise, nutrition, and the echo of a young spirit defying the dull conformity!

    Your avatar’s destiny awaits! Join before the scales tip forever… or worse, before TOMATOES begin to fly! 🍞👾🪄

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  • Bedrock & Beyond: Love Edition

    Bedrock & Beyond: Love Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Random Minecraft Server Ever!

    Ever wanted to explore the legendary “Bouncy Bed Biome,” where every jump sends you soaring into the stratosphere? Join us, where the gravity is as unpredictable as your friend’s questionable dating choices! Players often mysteriously find their mobs dancing at 3 AM, serenading them with love ballads—rumor has it they’re actually trying to find the best place to have the ultimate Minecraft “dirt ‘n’ diamonds” date!

    Join epic quests where you’ll be tasked with retrieving a rare ‘Heart-shaped Block’ from the depths of the Cringey Cave! Be warned, every time you get near this block, a band of imaginary llamas (with impeccable taste in music) will pop up and critique your fashion sense—it’s not for the faint-hearted!

    Have you ever wanted to build a castle on the back of a giant, rainbow-colored chicken? In our enchanted server, anything is possible! But beware of the infamous “Love-Gru” creepers who explode into hearts. If you don’t express your feelings in a poem before they blow, you’ll lose all your gear… and your chances at love!

    Oh, and did we mention our annual “Creeper Cuddling Contest”? Compete against the bravest block-breakers in a highly scientific and entirely nonsensical event where participants must craft the most romantic creation while surrounded by a gaggle of green, gunpowder-filled creepers. They may look dangerous, but they have the softest hearts!

    So, do you want to join the craziest Minecraft server where adventure meets hilarity? Because here, we may not have beloved sheep, but we do boast the most unique cloud shape that resembles a legendary love story you won’t ever forget! Who knows? You might even discover the best—or worst—Minecraft lovemakin’ spot between the mountains of chuckles and peaks of absurdity! Join us now! 🏰🐔💖

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump intensifying statehood threats in attack on canada! build your own wall to keep out those pesky canadians and make america great again! join forces with other players to launch surprise attacks on maple syrup factories and hockey arenas! beware of the moose mobs that roam the land, they’re not afraid to trample your crops and steal your diamonds! with crazy events like the great poutine war and the mountie invasion, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Sloth President Megalonyx – Jefferson’s Discovery

    Sloth President Megalonyx – Jefferson’s Discovery

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where you can dig up giant sloth bones just like scientist-president thomas jefferson did!! we have the REAL megalonyx jeffersonii waiting for you to uncover and show off to all your friends. become a sloth archaeologist and uncover the mysteries of the prehistoric world right in your own virtual backyard. who needs dinosaurs when you have giant sloths?! come join the fun and adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Speedy Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

    Speedy Minecraft Server: Everything You Need to Know

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Speedy Have a Minecraft Server?

    Speedy, a popular YouTube creator known for engaging gaming content, has many fans curious about a potential Minecraft server. As interest in community gaming experiences grows, it’s essential to find out if Speedy has an official Minecraft server for players to join.

    Official Speedy Minecraft Server

    As of now, Speedy does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the demand from fans suggests that such a platform could be in the works.

    Speculated Features for a Future Server

    If Speedy were to launch a Minecraft server, it might include:

      • IP Address: TBD when available.
      • Game Modes: Likely a mix of Survival, Creative, and Mini-Games.
      • Unique Features: Custom skins and items reflecting Speedy’s brand, community events, and collaborations with friends.

    No Official Server? Explore Fan-Made Alternatives

    While there is no official server, several fan-made alternatives capture the spirit of Speedy’s community:

      • Speedy’s Fan Server: Look up community-run servers named after Speedy or those inspired by his content, typically offering welcoming atmospheres and similar gaming themes.
      • Minecraft Community Pages: Check out forums or Discord groups where players share server information related to Speedy’s videos.

    Useful Next Steps

      • Stay Updated with Speedy: Follow Speedy on YouTubec or check his social accounts for any announcements.
      • Discover Similar Servers: Platforms like Minecraft Server List can help find servers worth exploring to match your interests.

    Stay connected for future updates on a potential official Speedy Minecraft server and enjoy the gaming community!

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  • The StorytimeSMP: A New Start

    The StorytimeSMP: A New Start

    New Minecraft Servers

    StorytimeSMP Overview

    Server Type Role-play oriented server
    World Generation Terralith
    Features Java and Bedrock Cross-play, Proximity Voice Chat, Dynmap, Custom Music Discs, Custom Images Plugin, Amazing staff

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    What is the server about?

    The StorytimeSMP is a role-play oriented server where you play a character of your own creation and tell their story through your actions in the Terralith world.

    Can I play on this server with Java and Bedrock versions?

    Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to hear each other based on their in-game proximity.

    How can I join the StorytimeSMP server?

    You can join the server by visiting the Discord server: StorytimeSMP Discord

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  • Leftist Chaos in Block World

    Leftist Chaos in Block World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now! The Server That Will Make You Question Your Very Existence!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the end of reality! Here at “MineMadness”, we don’t just build blocks—we build existential crises! You might’ve played Minecraft before, but never like this. If you’re looking for the greatest server experience the universe has ever birthed, that’s right, this is it! Or maybe it’s the worst? Who can say? Unravel the threads of the cosmos alongside players who may or may not be figments of your imagination. One thing is certain: existence is overrated, and so are traditional gaming experiences!

    Features of Eternal Confusion

    Feature Explanation
    Anti-Gravity Blocks Float into oblivion while creating endless voids of despair!
    Time-Traveling Cows Milk them from the 1920s or 2120s! The choice is morbidly yours!
    Infinite Nether Why travel to the End when you can embrace the chaos of an eternally burning dimension?
    Reverse Crafting Craft items that dissolve when you look at them, because who needs inventory?
    NPCs with Existential Dread Interact with villagers who question their purpose! Get deep or get out!
    Minecart Journeys into the Void Ride forever or until you lose your mind—it’s all a matter of perspective!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply ask the wind. If it whispers your name in an ancient language, you may proceed. Or maybe not. It really depends on your alignment with cosmic forces.

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Rules are illusions. The only law is that there are no laws. But if you contradict that, prepare for the paradox to consume your very soul!

    Q: Is there a community?

    A: Community is a construct! Only shadows lurk in the chat. They might be friendly. Or they might just be reflections of your deepest insecurities.

    Random Server Reviews

    >be leftist>no father figure>want conservatives to fuck my mom why am I like this

    “It’s like jumping into a blender while quoting Shakespeare!”

    “You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen the sun rise in the Nether.”

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