TankWars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TankWars vs ParaTroops

armored vehicles, Attack, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, dismantled, eastern europe, Heavily-armed, Invasion, Military, paratroopers, ParaTroops, russians, spare parts, strategy, Tanks, TankWars, UKRAINIAN, War bikes, WARFARE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	665590	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Star Shards Collected:	142
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Votes:	428
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Animals Bred:	58	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!

Potty-mouthed Pixel Land

animation, cartoon, Censorship, Character, children’s entertainment, creativity, family friendly, FANTASY, Fun, G rated, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical situation, imagination, innocent, kid friendly, Land, Language, PIXEL, playful, Pottymouthed, speculation, swearing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out which G-rated character would swear the most if they were let loose in our virtual world! We’ve got SpongeBob dropping F-bombs, Mickey Mouse going on a cursing spree, and even Pikachu shocking everyone with its potty mouth. Don’t miss out on the hilarity – join now for a chance to witness your favorite characters behaving in ways you never thought possible!

No Time for Standing Still

measure time, Motion, motion measurement, motion scale, motion time scale, persistent motion, persistent motion scale, persistent motion time, persistent time measurement, scale, scale measurement, standing, Time, time measurement, time measurement scale, time scale, time scale measurement, time scale motion, without motion, without scale, Without time

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

CubicleCraft: Midlife Crisis Cure

40s, BELIEF, Challenges, Crisis, CubicleCraft, cure, Intermediate, job satisfaction, later in life, Lower, managers, mid-career crisis, Midlife, occupational classes, point, professionals, Rebound, U-shaped trajectory, Universal, workers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	3894
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	14

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we guarantee you will never have a mid-career crisis! Our players range from managers to professionals to lower occupational classes, but we all come together to build epic structures and battle mobs like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about hitting rock bottom in your 40s, on our server, you’ll be too busy crafting diamond armor and exploring hidden caves to even think about job satisfaction. Plus, who needs a mid-career crisis when you can have a mid-Minecraft adventure instead?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a Minecraft master on our server. See you there, noobs!

Infinity Isles

active community, apply, Chat, Community, Connection, creativity, Discord, donation, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Griefers, Infinity, Isles, player-run, Resources, shopping, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chats

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	5332
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes, 18+
Server Location	East Coast of US
Features	Fast leaf decay, live map, head drops, player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join Infinity Isles?

Infinity Isles offers a welcoming and mature community, semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements, and regular events for players to participate in.

How do I apply for the server whitelist?

To apply for the server whitelist, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles and follow the application process outlined there.

Are there donation perks on the server?

Infinity Isles offers non-pay-to-win donation perks, with all proceeds going towards improving server performance and expanding the community.

What kind of events are held on the server?

The server hosts bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-scheduled events like Storage Wars, an ongoing ARG, and quarterly Charity Events.