TanktopiaCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TanktopiaCraft

39 tanks, Allies, ammunition, Armaments, armored vehicles, artillery, Assistance, Conflict Resolution, Covert, Defense, Geopolitical, germany, HIMARS, international relations, military aid, shipment, Strategic, Support, TanktopiaCraft, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 39 tanks, HIMARS, and ammunition just like in Germany but in Ukraine! We got so much firepower, you’ll be blasting creepers and zombies into oblivion! Plus, we have secret missions where you can sneak into enemy bases and steal their diamonds like a true ninja! Join now for a wild ride of explosions and chaos!

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Votes:	3218	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	22
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	68
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Villages Defended:	9

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He first gained recognition on his channel for his Minecraft Let’s Play videos, before branching out into other popular games such as Fortnite and Among Us. With over 17 million subscribers on YouTube, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community.

nemesys-network

Adventure, bigbuilds, bossbattles, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Runes Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to NEMESYS Network – the ultimate Minecraft server for modern adventurers! If you’re looking for a fresh, captivating gameplay experience full of potential, you’ve come to the right place.

Join NEMESYS Network now and discover a world full of endless possibilities. Jump into the game and start your adventure with us – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect place to build your dreams and create unforgettable memories.

Server IP: nemesys-network.com

We look forward to having you as part of our story!

nemesys-network.com

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, hoyolab, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6733
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Dimension Hops:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Magic Items Found:	4762	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!