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HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8430
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	280	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

cyber attack, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, Government, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, Mega hack, online censorship, online state media, OUTAGE, pixelated, political hacking, power, putin, Putins, russia, state-sponsored hacking, Technology

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8814	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	3834	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Curiosity, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit curiosity, explicit desire, explicit language, explicit question, female anatomy, Intimacy, Minecraft, PIXEL, Puss, pussy, question.., Server, sexual, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, taboo, tight

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	3451

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like that funky smelling cheese that actually tastes amazing once you try it!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking cows, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to come party with us!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server where the food may smell bad, but the fun tastes oh so good!