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PixelPeekaboo

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

CeasefireCraft2021

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7488	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

Australian households, Australian society, Division of Labour, domestic chores, gardening, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happiness, Household, Household Division, household responsibilities, household tasks, Men’s happiness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor tasks, Paid work, reversed, Roles, Traditional tasks, Women’s happiness, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1270
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3058
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Magic Items Found:	4649	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	99	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	275	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.