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Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

retard, Minecraft, Performance, russia, blame game

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

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NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiation Gone Wrong

wrong, Négotiation, government officials, hostage crisis, Diplomacy

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where you can, like, totally escape from the drama of real life and just build stuff with your buddies. But get this, the server is so lit that even security chiefs, negotiators, and the US are all up in arms about it! They’re like blaming Netanyahu for tanking hostage talks because everyone is too busy playing on this server instead of doing their jobs. It’s like, so crazy, right?

But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Plus, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, a bazillion diamonds and become the richest player ever. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So, like, forget about all the political drama and come join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life. Just watch out for those evil chickens – they mean business.

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Minecraft server: FFunXIVCraft

player communication, party composition., FFXIV, healing spells, multiplayer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save the healers! That’s right, the healers of Minecraft are in danger and only YOU can save them by completing crazy challenges and battling evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the mystical Diamond Dragon. Join our server and embark on a wild adventure to capture these majestic beasts and show them off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with other players and show off your best moves. Who knew Minecraft could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero, a dancer, and a master of all things Minecraft. Let’s save those healers and have the time of our lives!

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Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

Incompetence, cucks, Politics, inflation, scandal

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

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Gladcraft

Vanilla, PvE, Survival

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Minestatus.net page for the Gladcraft server! Gladcraft is a survival server with custom features I have created myself that enhance the survival experience, including an advanced magic system! Plugins: Gladcraft runs the necessary plugins, like Essentials, Multiverse, and PermissionsEx. But along with these general plugins are features I have coded myself using the scripting language offered by the amazing Skript plugin, like gravestones, chest protection, Fire Magic, hammers and sickles, special abilities, and time ranks for 24, 72, 120, and 240 hours spent online with perks like extra sethomes (default is 3 for starter rank) Hope to see you on Gladcraft! 🙂

gladcraft.net

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Sword Infinity

KitPvP, PvP

This Server Is Full Of Fun. Enjoy our Custom Coded Kit Pvp. This Server Dedicates Our Time To The Members! We have worked countless hours building a map, and trying to make members feel awesome on this server. Thank You For Playing And A Diamlond or a Vote Would Be Much Appreciated! NOTE: 1.8 and 1.7.10 users allowed!

198.50.234.56

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Weridos Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Weridos!

We are a fun, friendly server that is run by adults but all ages are welcome. We are a 1.19 Survival server with MCMMO, Claims and more!

Claim your area to protect from griefing and mobs! No raiding and a great, friendly community makes our server a great, fun place to play.

Come join us for fun!

mc.weridos.com

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The Blockade

Factions, PvP, Raiding

The Blockade has many unique features that add a whole new experience to factions. First, we have our own plugin called Powerful Blocks. Powerful Blocks are meant to imitate Lucky Blocks and that is exactly what it does.

play.theblockade.net

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MatrixNetwork

Survival, Mini Games

Welcome to MatrixNetwork We are in need of builders Are server is kinda known we are also need of members and defaults because we are always alone we dont have that much members so come and join we are always fun 😀 staff are friendly as well almost forgot we need redstone experts as well >:>

167.114.101.146:25803

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Reign of Warriors

Survival, PvE, Skyblock, Economy

The Reign is awaiting your arrival! Enter the castle, travel to new realms, and conquer the evils within it!

❃ Enter the throne room to survive in 4 different environments, each with their own challenges! ❃ Go to the village to start your adventure in the sky: create your own skyblock island and conquer the realm of Skyblock! ❃ Are you a fighter? Then enter the Death Castle and fight through 50 grueling waves of insane swarms of mobs! ❃ Need food, armor, or other items? Kill mobs to earn money and buy the things you need through the Chest Shops! ❃ Want a boost to your survival experience? Create crazy items with the Slimefun plugin or cast spells with the Magic plugin!

What are you waiting for? Join the Reign today!

192.3.106.98

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