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Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6330	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
New Chunks Explored:	599967	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9540
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into a Missile Barge Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is equipped with custom skins that will make your character look like a missile-launching superhero ready to take on any challenge. – We have weapon sights and sounds that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a high-stakes battle, even when you’re just mining for diamonds. – Our localizations will make you feel like you’re in a whole new world, where missiles are the currency and explosions are the norm.

But that’s not all! We also have guides on Air and Ground battles that will make you a master strategist, and MEC (Missile Engineering and Crafting) tutorials that will turn you into a missile-making genius.

And if you’re still not convinced, just remember: someone sending you runes? Well, on our server, those runes will turn into powerful missiles that will help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Missile Barge Edition Minecraft server now and let the missile madness begin! Just remember, don’t stick forks in the microwave… unless you want to see a truly explosive show!

Fashionista Minecraft SMP: Clothed Girls You Have Nudes Of Part 2

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is if you have nudes of clothed girls! Just kidding, that’s illegal and we don’t condone that kind of behavior. But seriously, our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, and treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Steve, the talking pig who gives out questionable advice, and Karen, the villager who always demands to speak to the server owner.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just leave the nudes at home, please.

Advanced Thoughts Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4815	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Are you tired of feeling like a brainiac in a world full of dum-dums? Do you crave mindless entertainment to escape the complexities of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your advanced thoughts at the door, because here we only speak in emojis and memes. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who just want to have a good time without having to think too hard.

So why waste your time trying to keep up with the complexities of life when you can join us and embrace the simple joys of building, exploring, and trolling your friends? Come on, let your brain take a vacation and join our server today!

Ladesh Minecraft SMP: Who Is Ladesh? And Why Are We Going To Bang…

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magic Items Found:	8670
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including banging players like Ladesh! Who is Ladesh, you ask? Well, let me tell you, he’s the most sought-after player on the server because he’s got all the diamonds and knows all the secret recipes for the best potions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, he’ll give you the key to his diamond vault. So, come join us and see if you have what it takes to bang Ladesh and claim your riches!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRU.SKYBARS.ME

Dandadan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because on our server, Shrimp is the best Dad! Why should you join, you ask? Because Shrimp once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his virtual children. And let’s not forget the time he tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Shrimp gives out free enchanted golden apples to all new players as a welcome gift. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Shrimp and his Minecraft family!

The TsunX Minecraft SMP – Tsunderia Extended

Accursed king of the rrats, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Bane of Tsunderia, Beloved tomboyish firestarter, breadcrumb-sized braincell, brotuber denied his bants, Burning down the house Edition, certified retro hag, Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, dick confuser, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Embodiment of chaos, EtudePillowDear, extended, Fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, Former Tsunderia Members, Freaky deaky beertuber, Frenemy of the thread, Giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, Golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in, handsome, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Insomniac head popper, Inukai Purin, invader of Phase Connect, Itsy bitsy spider mom, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, music dork, music nerd, Muu Muyu, new girlfriend, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Punished bnuuy, recovering menhera, Retro Vtubers, rich chad king, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Scuffed dream eater, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, smp, Spicy Latina priestess, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, Super Meche, Sweetest person alive, Synthion, Tall, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, tsunderia, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, wannabe cumdumpster, Wool, World’s cutest singing wolpertinger, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than our Burning Down the House Edition! Join us for a wild ride with former Tsunderia members like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. But that’s not all – we’ve got Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox (or succubus, or ghost wolf – take your pick), and Ember Amane, the beloved tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that can’t be tamed.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive and recovering menhera, or Kirihime Ria, the accursed king of the rrats? And let’s not forget Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell, or Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend!

Join us for insane shenanigans with Amemachi Hanabi, the golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, and Shimada Tiger, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo. Plus, you won’t want to miss out on the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser, Tsurugi Nen, or the itsy bitsy spider mom and certified retro hag, Amiya Aranha.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Yomi Cham, the world’s cutest singing wolpertinger, and Maria Paradisia, the spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin. And let’s not forget Juri Shima, the tall, handsome, and rich chad king of Shima Kingdom.

Join us and our friends Muu Muyu, Saya Sairroxs, and Phase Connect for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now and let’s burn down the house together! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheChaos #BurningDownTheHouseEdition 🔥🏠🎮