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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4540 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9668 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!
