TankerCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TankerCraft: Offline Finland

boards, communication breakdown, crew safety., cybersecurity, data cables, electrical failure, emergency response, finland, incident response, maritime industry, maritime operations, maritime regulations, maritime security, OFFLINE, power outage, safety protocol, Tanker, TankerCraft, technology failure, vessel inspection

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being on a tanker in Finland but without all da boring stuff! Our power and data cables go offline all da time, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! Will u be stranded in da middle of da ocean or will u discover a secret underwater base full of treasure? Join now and find out, it’s a wild ride!

TankerCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, controversy, illegal activities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, norm, North Korea, north korean, Oil, Oil Smuggling, product, russia, sanctions, Server, SMUGGLING, Tanker Ships, TankerCraft, Tankers, Trade, Vessels, Vostochny Port

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happenin’ on this Minecraft server! We got North Korean Tankers showin’ up at Russia’s Vostochny Port, smugglin’ oil products like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna be part of the most insane adventures ever. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground oil smuggling operation or witness a high-speed chase between Tankers and the authorities. It’s like livin’ on the edge, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and chaos on this server. Just be prepared for anything and everything, ’cause you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next. Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

Awaits, Bridges, Chaos, civilized society, Communication, Community Resources, Disaster, economic impact, Economy, essential services, functioning roads, government services, Infrastructure, Libraries, Minecraft, modern society, postal service, public facilities, public services, public welfare, smp, societal development, societal needs, societal progress, Transportation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

Angry, Crafty, criticism, deceptive, Disappointed, Displeased, dissatisfied, false advertising, Feedback, Frustrated, furious, Harsh, Minecraft, misleading title, NEGATIVE, OUTRAGED, RAGE, review, scathing, Server, UNFAIR, Unhappy, Upset, Writing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	7950
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, controversy, Disappointment, fanbase, Japan, jojo, Jojo hype, Jojo Part 7, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Netflix, part, part 6, smp, streaming, western audience

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, Voting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	3540	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2977	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4045	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	6706
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!