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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7727 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!
Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.
