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HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	325
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	63
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

blocky, Celebs, Community, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, Gaming, influencers, internet culture, lazy edition, Live streaming, online entertainment, online gaming, online personalities, Server, social media, Streamers, streaming platforms, Technology, twitch, TwitchTube, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	2130
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3619	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	128339
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

Adventure, aids, Anime, Author, Baki, Cancer, defeated, Dialogs, Drugs, Earth, ebola, Epic, Implications, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Server, strength, Stronger, stronger than anything, us military, yujiro, Yuujiro, Yuujiros

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	498581
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

adult content, adult film, cropped gif, culprit, dildo, discovery, explicit, explicit content, Find, Help, Identification, investigation, Mystery, NSFW, pornography, REVEALING, Sauce, SauceQuest, search, sexual activity, sucking cock, Uncovering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Votes:	6987	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, EASY, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, steps, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!