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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 6507 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9598 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8215 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!