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Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Animals Bred:	175	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	809106
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	4752
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6127	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉

CrazyCrafted SMP: Wut’s Ur Wildest?

astounding incidents, bizarre occurrences, Craziest, crazy experiences, CrazyCrafted, extraordinary events, jaw-dropping stories, mind blowing moments, odd occurrences, outlandish situations, peculiar happenings, smp, strange incidents, surreal experiences, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable stories, unexpected events, unusual happenings, wacky situations, weird encounters, wild adventures, WILDEST, Wuts

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Love Letters Sent:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	6351
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	3609	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have plenty of crazy stories to tell! Like that one time when a group of creepers formed a dance troupe and performed a synchronized explosion routine. Or when a herd of pigs started a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm. And let’s not forget the time when a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers. So if you’re looking for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Sick-Free Squad: Share Your Secrets!

Secrets, Share, SickFree, squad

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of getting sick every time a zombie sneezes on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to boost your immune system with our magical potion of invincibility! Join us and never worry about catching a cold again, unless it’s a diamond cold because those are just too rare to resist! So come on down and join the fun, where the only thing contagious is the laughter and good times!

BalticBlockParty

air defence, Alliance, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, cooperation, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, Eastern flank, European, joint effort, LATVIA, Military, nato, Poland, Protection, regional security, Romania, SECURITY, solidarity, threat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	9305	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

so, like, u know how Poland, Latvia, and Romania are all, like, freaking out about needing more air defence on NATO’s eastern flank? well, guess what, we got the solution! come join our EPIC Minecraft server and help us build the most INSANE air defence system ever seen in the virtual world! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a parallel universe where the bad guys are actually fluffy bunnies! join us now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, JOIN US!