With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Join us and witness the majestic llama architecture firsthand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just imagine the chaos that ensues when you log in and find all your diamonds have been replaced with…potatoes!
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly spooky Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?
Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond helmet!
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a giant maze filled with talking cows, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly your neighbor shows up, claiming he needs to give you a massage for his “practice.” But wait, there’s a catch – he doesn’t have a massage table, lotions, or even a form for you to sign. Talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – his wife gets involved and uncovers a web of lies and deceit. Turns out, he made up the whole physical therapy course just to get close to you. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join our server now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, if things get too crazy, you can always call the Minecraft police – they’re always ready to jump in and save the day. Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!
watch as chinese pandas and filipino tarsiers team up to create the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!
we’ve got underwater cities, floating islands, and even a secret base where you can ride dolphins into battle against the evil sea monsters!
join now for a chance to be crowned the ultimate peacekeeper of the south china sea!
Dive into a World of Possibilities!
Welcome to PrimoEarth, the ultimate Minecraft Earth server! Here, you’ll find a vibrant community, thrilling adventures, and endless creativity.
Experience the game like never before with our tailor-made, unique items that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. From powerful swords to magical artifacts – discover a plethora of custom items available only with us.
And the best part? Our world is constantly expanding with regular updates! New content, exciting events, and thrilling features keep the game fresh and exciting.
146.19.48.82:2602
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanillaish SMP with Origins focus (Java only) |
| Invite | Discord Invite |
| Server Age | Brand new! Less than a week old with a fresh world reset in 1-2 days |
Yes, the server is completely free to play with no paid aspects.
Some of the biggest mods include “Aether”, “Immersive aircraft”, “Create”, “Lets do vinery”, and “Web Displays”.
Our modpack has been through 7 different versions, with each mod tested for synergy with others like “Origins”.
Yes, we are always adding more and listening to community suggestions. Players can suggest mods or origins they would like to see added.
The focus is on providing a diverse and evolving experience for all players, ensuring everyone finds something they enjoy working on.
We look forward to meeting some new friends! -v
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the server with their expert llama wisdom. Need diamonds? Just ask the magical talking chicken who lays diamond eggs! Want to ride a flying pig? No problem, just hop on and soar through the skies!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you superpowers!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our spawn point is located in the middle of a radioactive wasteland where mutant creepers roam freely. But don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our zombie-infested city, where the undead roam the streets looking for their next meal. And trust us, you do NOT want to be their next meal.
But wait, there’s more! How about taking on our boss battles, where you’ll face off against giant spiders, killer robots, and even a dragon or two. Think you have what it takes to come out on top?
So what are you waiting for? Join our post-dystopian Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you can have mutant creepers and zombie hordes instead?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests overflowing with rare loot, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding (as long as you feed him plenty of rotten flesh)!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with the fearsome beast and even convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle against your enemies? No problem, just join our server and watch the magic unfold!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
